You Probably Need A Handheld Hydrojet

The Icon Wireless Portable Hydrojet Cleaner is a versatile tool that makes mundane cleaning tasks almost entertaining. It features a multi-function spray head drawing from its patent high-power pump to boost water pressure to 10X tap water pressure. Strong enough to blast away caked on mud and leave the paint pristine. It also comes with 2 self-spinning brush attachments to tackle all sorts of jobs. Battery run-time 90 minutes. A funded Kickstarter.