BBQ Makes Everything Better is co-authored by the same two guys who invented the famous heart attack on a plate. Lest we forget, the 2 pounds of Italian sausage wrapped in 2 pounds of bacon? Each easy-to-follow recipe promises a mouth-watering meal – if not a clogged artery.
It’s the time of year when we feel inclined to tackle the great outdoors. Rafting, kayaking, rock climbing – keep Columbia’s River Renner Neckolas on hand. A 2-inch stainless steel blade perfectly crafted for extrication from tangled cord, seat belt or clothing. Weighing 1.2 ounces, this serrated blunt-tip knife could ensure you see autumn.
The 15-minute daily regime guaranteed to “make a more graceful, strong and symmetrical man.” Exercises for Gentlemen: 50 Exercises to Do With Your Suit On includes original illustrations & instruction taken from The School of Health circa 1900. If you ever wondered how great-gramps stayed ripped – here is your answer.
Great-granddad’s moonshine recipe – truly original with a faint taste of used bathwater. Leave prohibition to the history books. Clone Brews contains everything you need to craft your favorite brew. Each of the 200 recipes comes with separate extract, mini-mash & all-grain instructions. Whip up a batch for your next speakeasy.
One man’s trash is another’s treasure. In 1864, when Chief Crumb of BetterMade invented the Sarasota chip he cooked over a direct-fire. The resulting dark chips were kissed with a sweet ‘burnt’ taste from the caramelized sugar in the potatoes. Today, high-breed taters are so low in sweetness the “Rainbow” or dark chip is the exception. Go ahead, grab a bag and enjoy the delicacy.
What separates the men from the boys? Skills. The handsome 512-page hardcover, Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills is a rugged collection of modern & classic advice from scarred experts. If you find yourself wrestling an alligator or needing to calm a hysterical baby – this one is a must-read.
Spin the wheel. Will it be Johnnie Walker or stale Bud infused with pickle juice? No longer an amateur – it’s time to relinquish quarter-bounce and add a little “maturity” to your drinking revelries.
After seeing this flick, you’ll wonder how it slipped under your radar. Five men wake up in an abandoned warehouse. One is bound. One handcuffed & shot. One has a ruptured nose. No recollection of what transpired, who was responsible or better yet, how to escape. This psychological thriller is full of intrigue, suspense, unpredictable twists and it gets only better each time you watch it.
With the EURO in the toilet, European travel has never looked better. Arm yourself with a Red Dot winner. Skross’ World Travel Adapter 3 is a marvel – compact, light & compliant in over 150 countries. So should your one-stop jaunt suddenly turn into a 6-country expedition, rest-assured your phone will stay charged.
An ancient Egyptian proverb states, “The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” Omitted was the wiser, “…and the body of a perfectly hygienic man is washed in it.” The Beer Soap Company features 100 different bars each crafted from a different brew. Now why the hell couldn’t mom have used this when washing our mouths out?
