This is Chris Kyle’s story, the autobiography of the most lethal sniper in U.S. military history. He’s a master sniper who has blown out many, many brains that our military deems dangerous. 255 brains to be exact. What must that be like? Read this 400 pager and maybe you’ll find out.
Looks like a dart, works like a hook. Ha ha. Sold in sets of three, screw-in wall mount.
Since this season isn’t giving us much to talk about, why not return to the classics? 100 Yards of Glory: The Greatest Moments in NFL History is one of those perfect no-brainer gifts. You know, dudes plus football equals holiday home run. Or is it goal? Whatever, you know what we mean. Includes an original ten-part documentary on DVD.
Your love of the vintage-heritage-retro look doesn’t have to end at the haberdashers. This men’s shaving kit from Bay Rum will take your face back in time, too. Soap, lotion and shaving lather with the classic spice of Bay Rum give your skin a zesty blast from the past.
Most Americans know next to nothing about Africa, let alone African politics. If you draw a blank at the name Robert Mugabe, this book will be a real eye-opener. Zimbabwean author Peter Godwin chronicles the courage and perseverance of his people against 30-years of Mugabe’s corrupt & brutally violent dictatorship.
Everything is cooler in Brooklyn, even the lowly extension cord. This 8-foot cloth covered extension cord from urban axemen Best Made will look a lot better snaking through your office than a safety orange one. Just remember it’s not weatherproof, so keep it indoors and don’t pee on it.
Stuff sacks are cool ’cause they’re easy to pack: Just stuff stuff in. This one from Killspencer is made from upcycled surplus military parachute fabric.
Attention Lego nerds, put down your toys and pick up this 300-page full-color Lego coffee table book. It might just provide you with some ammo when people ask the inevitable question, “Aren’t you a little old for Legos?”
This leather-clad charging station from Restoration Hardware rolls up like a Philly blunt and features connectors for iPhone, Mini USB, Micro USB, and Samsung devices, which can all be used simultaneously with just one power source. Unlike the blunt, this will pack easily and legally into your luggage for travel.
You’ll probably have to explain how this Dunder-Mifflin copy paper is a joke to some people at your workplace, especially once it’s out of the box. Regardless, it’s good quality paper: 20-pound stock and 92 bright. If you’re among those who need the explanation, it’s a reference to the television sit-com The Office. Laugh now.