Don’t let scorekeeping duties at the Beer Pong tourney interfere with your goal of a blackout. The Scorzie will keep your beers and her hard lemonades ice cold, and also keep track of the score. Track points for home and away teams in all games that go up to 21 points.
Somewhere in the back of a closet or in a box in the attic sit all the “How-to” and “self-help” books you meant to read but never did. And look at yourself now. Break the cycle, bro. If you’re gonna read one, read this. And read it soon. As you’re well aware, Lebowski is a way of life. Learn the secrets of Sacred Dudeist practices and more. What’ve you got to lose?
Actor Tim Robbins plays a Vietnam veteran back home in New York who seems to be losing touch with reality. Shit gets weird & warped. Is it a side effect of the secret government drugs that were tested on him back in ’Nam? Is it delayed PTSD? As his life begins to melt and swirl around him, Robbins seeks the aid of friends to rescue him from his messed-up mind.
Are you really saying what you mean with a generic drugstore birthday card? If you are, that’s cool but you might like something a little more honest. These craft-made letterpress cards all feature messages that ring true to you. Like, “Damn, You’s A Sexy Bitch” or “You’ll Always Be My Boo.” There are more we can’t quote here. Say what you mean.
They’re claiming this book is a true story. Yeah, right! It chronicles the unbelievable life of a Norwegian royal named Stefan Templeton who sounds like a cross between Don Juan, Gucci Mane, Urijah Faber, and Indiana Jones. He was at various times: a jewel thief, ultimate fighter, horseman, swimmer, philosopher, gigolo, and so on. Some people will believe anything.
Like oversized Legos, these new modular toolboxes from Bosch just click together. If you want to construct a little blue truck or bridge out of them, feel free, but they’re really made for keeping your tools organized. Lockable, easy to carry, and smash-proof.
The life of a shower curtain is dull. Hang out until eventually you start growing mold. Boring. This shower curtain from Brooklyn New York’s Wintercheck Factory is a little more lively. It will hold your shampoo, bodywash, razor, loofah, whatever you use in the shower. It has pockets. Made of Oxford Nylon and available in 5 colors.
If you want to grill like a real man, take your skirt off and sling this tactical apron around your neck. Made of military-spec cordura in a variety of field-proven camo patterns, this apron is made for serious battle. It’s PALS/MOLLE equipped with webbing allowing you strap-on accessories. It also holds 3 twelve-ounce hand grenades up front for easy access.
Due to lack of evidence, actor Richard Gere was never prosecuted for “gerbiling”, but he was taken to the cleaners in the court of public opinion. Regardless, he was able to deftly play the role of a powerful, fame-hungry lawyer in this 1996 legal thriller. Starring Ed Norton as the killer on trial, Gere gets tangled up in big city politics as the murder of the city’s archbishop unfolds. Can Gere get Norton off? You’ll have to watch and find out.
Don’t get your tool confused with the junk and other stuff cluttering your workbench. If you want to get the job done fast & easy, just hang your tool out where it’s easy to find. These ½” magnetic dots stick to the wall and they’re strong enough to hold a half-pound tool. If you want to hang up something bigger, add more dots.