Iron Design Company makes hand-formed iron products like this smooth and simple, hot-punched steel bottle opener. Brand founder and metal-smith Marc Maiorana also supports an apprenticeship program for local high school kids, teaching them to work with their hands. It’s a safe bet those kids all want to make a bottle opener instead of the coat hook.
Graffiti artists would never use a tool like this. That’s okay, you’re not out bombing trains or taggin’ your name up much these days, so you might. Just click this handle onto the can of spray paint and pull the trigger. For your household projects, you’ll get a controlled spray and even coverage but you won’t get a ticket for vandalism.
National Lampoon magazine was the voice of American humor, the source point of our greatest cultural treasures like, Animal House, Caddyshack, Saturday Night Live, Ghostbusters, SCTV, Spinal Tap, The Simpsons, etc. The editors and illustrator Rick Meyerowitz have now put together a big, colorful coffee table book that puts it all in perspective; telling the tales and cracking you up all over again.
You’re drinking Green Drink, driving a green vehicle, greening your business. Why not burn a Green Log in your fireplace? These campfire logs are made from 100% renewable Giant King grass & fused with a slow-burning compound that keeps ’em crackling for 5 hours.
If you’re a know it all, you already know that the 101 Things I Learned book series is an invaluable source of instant expertise; which is the best kind, after all. Core knowledge of subjects ranging from culinary to architecture to business is delivered by actual experts in these slim volumes. Read up and claim their nuggets of wisdom as your own. Who knows, you might actually learn something you don’t already know.
Whether you’re a bachelor on a steady diet of takeout or a healthy husband who eats all the veggies the wife slides your way, you should know about Tony’s. If you’ll eat anything as long as it’s spicy, this classic mix of Creole/Cajun spice will put a snap in your carrots and anything else that comes across your dinner table: chicken, fish, soup, whatever. Spice it up.
Start the New Year off with a kick! Put some kung fu in your coitus with these luxuriously sheer condoms from “OOO” Boutique. You’ll both enjoy the unique package guaranteed to stimulate conversation, while the FDA approval puts your mind at ease knowing your weaponry is protected.
True stories are the craziest ones! This true-tale of two climbers, who attempted the never-before-climbed 1985 ascent of a massive peak in the Peruvian Andes, was of course not without its dangers. When one climber is hurt, his partner has no choice but to get them both out of the high alpine and back to safety. There are complications & chaos. Will they both survive? Guess you’ll have to watch it to find out …
Since one of your reject buddies already put a nice chip in your custom countertop, it might seem kinda too little, too late to get this handy beer opener fridge magnet. But it’s so easy; so right. It just sticks to your fridge, right there where even a guy who’s a few brain cells shy of a 12-pack could find it. And hey, if you won’t buy it … we bet your lady will.
In some ways we’re pretty dumb, aren’t we? Like, we only get extra keys made after paying the locksmith 500 bucks to get us into our car. We vow to back our computers up only after losing the family photo archive. Maybe now would be a good time to think ahead. Just take a baby step. Get one of these shitstorm-proof cases from LaCie to hold your 2.5” hard drives, digital cameras, or any other small, valuable electronic-type gear you don’t want to replace. Do some damage control.