Depending on your perspective, it’s either money or bullshit that makes the world go round. And who wants to read books about money? Boring. At least bullshit is entertaining. If you want to rub elbows with the big dogs and come off as a brilliant man-of-the-world, all you need is a bit of strategy and the balls to bullshit. Read this guide and learn how to turn lies and ignorance into charm. Or just buy it for your friend in sales.
On a Swiss Army knife, the corkscrew and mini tweezers always seem to come in handy. But what if you had the Slim Flash? Instead of just opening wine or removing your own stitches you could break out 64Gigs of music and movies and save everyone from boredom.
Here’s a movie that’s got action, suspense, drama, hot chicks, violence, drugs, and crime. And almost unbelievably, there are no vampires. A loner named Brendan and his brainy sidekick get caught in chaos as they try to solve the murder of his high school sweetheart. When Brick was released in 2005 it won film festival awards around the world, including a Special Jury Prize at Sundance.
It’s a sad fact that bartenders kinda-sorta need a weapon handy when they’re on the job. Booze plus humans always equals drama, right? For some barkeeps it’s a baseball bat by the sink, for others, a 12-gauge. These artsy bottle openers made from real railroad spikes would also be a great go-to when the shit hits the fan at last call. If you drink at the bars on the other side of the tracks, you understand what we’re saying here.
Now that you’re pretty much bald, having bad hair days is a permanent condition. Even still, you might be having bad headphone days, too. You know those days—your cables are all kinky and tangled. At least there’s something you can do about this.The CableGuy is like a comb for your headphone cables. Tame that mess.
Since the days when Al Capone ran Chicago, mobsters and mafioso have been dodging the tax man and the law man while stacking heaps of cash. So what do these filthy-rich crime families know that you don’t? Until now, it was an unwritten code of conduct, street smarts, and rules-to-live-by. Wiseguy, Gotti family associate, and author Lou Ferrante breaks it all down in this new book that could change the way you roll.
On campuses across the country, locker room hazing will be taken to a whole ’nother level with this college logo Duck Tape. If you know any upperclassmen on like, the Oregon State Beavers or Nebraska Cornhuskers, please don’t share this link with them. That would be mean.
If you want to survive this summer wedding season, you better get your pre-game in order. The Tailgater is a dual-tap backpack drink dispenser. Read that again if you have to. Yeah, drinks from a backpack. Juicing up your crew with 210 ounces of Four Loko or a vodka/Red Bull mix might just turn your friend’s girlfriend’s sister’s wedding into the most memorable night of the summer.
Some nights you just want to melt into the couch and forget about the world outside. But what are you gonna watch? Celebrity Rehab, Hoarders, Biggest Loser? How about something a little lighter? Try this 1977 comedy flick from the guys who made the legendary Airplane. Kentucky Fried Movie is crude and juvenile and has no real plot. In other words, it’s the perfect 2-hour escape.
Don’t get too happy, this book isn’t an updated Kama Sutra. It’s actually a grammar book. A funny one. But who gives a f#&k about grammar, you ask? Well, read some of your friends’ facebook updates or inter-office emails and you’ll see why this book is very relevant. Authors Chris Baker and Jacob Hansen are regular guys who happen to know and care about grammar. Get a few laughs in while learning how not to butcher your native tongue. K?