If you want to survive this summer wedding season, you better get your pre-game in order. The Tailgater is a dual-tap backpack drink dispenser. Read that again if you have to. Yeah, drinks from a backpack. Juicing up your crew with 210 ounces of Four Loko or a vodka/Red Bull mix might just turn your friend’s girlfriend’s sister’s wedding into the most memorable night of the summer.
Some nights you just want to melt into the couch and forget about the world outside. But what are you gonna watch? Celebrity Rehab, Hoarders, Biggest Loser? How about something a little lighter? Try this 1977 comedy flick from the guys who made the legendary Airplane. Kentucky Fried Movie is crude and juvenile and has no real plot. In other words, it’s the perfect 2-hour escape.
Don’t get too happy, this book isn’t an updated Kama Sutra. It’s actually a grammar book. A funny one. But who gives a f#&k about grammar, you ask? Well, read some of your friends’ facebook updates or inter-office emails and you’ll see why this book is very relevant. Authors Chris Baker and Jacob Hansen are regular guys who happen to know and care about grammar. Get a few laughs in while learning how not to butcher your native tongue. K?
If you’ve ever gone hunting for a good movie poster, you know they’re hard to find. So let us share. Italian-born London artist Claudia Varosio creates her own graphic take on classic films, designing totally unofficial yet awesome movie posters in a style that may just work perfectly with your décor.
Don’t let the title fool you. This isn’t a guidebook on how to destroy your liver. It’s part recipe-book and part comedy. Fusing hands-on knowledge of classic cocktails with boozy banter, the two bartenders behind this new book stir up wisdom and wit that goes great with whatever you’re drinking. Mix your friends a drink they’ve never tried before and serve it with a sidecar of sarcasm. Bottom’s up.
Remember that annoying little dude in college who always saved empty liquor bottles from the parties and displayed them in his “trophy case”? No? Okay, well pretend you remember him. That same dude finally found something to do with his trophies. He’s making lamps out of them. And you can buy one. Or many.
Whether or not you need a little pocket for your guitar pick, this full-grain leather wallet from Atlanta’s Whipping Post brand could be your jam. It’s flat and durable with 3 card slots, a license compartment, and room for cash. Heard a rumor they’re developing the “poker’s wallet” next, featuring a condom pocket. Maybe you should wait for that one.
Real feelings and philosophical ponderings (that means deep thoughts, man) are for weird chicks and Lit. Major dweebs, right? Finally, we’re not the only ones who think poetry is a joke. College dude and “broet” Brian McGackin has penned his first volume of verse called Broetry that pays homage to stuff real guys can relate to: Xbox, frozen pizza, Bruce Willis, crap like that. It’s totally gonna be a classic.
Don’t let scorekeeping duties at the Beer Pong tourney interfere with your goal of a blackout. The Scorzie will keep your beers and her hard lemonades ice cold, and also keep track of the score. Track points for home and away teams in all games that go up to 21 points.
Somewhere in the back of a closet or in a box in the attic sit all the “How-to” and “self-help” books you meant to read but never did. And look at yourself now. Break the cycle, bro. If you’re gonna read one, read this. And read it soon. As you’re well aware, Lebowski is a way of life. Learn the secrets of Sacred Dudeist practices and more. What’ve you got to lose?