Don’t let the title fool you. This isn’t a guidebook on how to destroy your liver. It’s part recipe-book and part comedy. Fusing hands-on knowledge of classic cocktails with boozy banter, the two bartenders behind this new book stir up wisdom and wit that goes great with whatever you’re drinking. Mix your friends a drink they’ve never tried before and serve it with a sidecar of sarcasm. Bottom’s up.
Remember that annoying little dude in college who always saved empty liquor bottles from the parties and displayed them in his “trophy case”? No? Okay, well pretend you remember him. That same dude finally found something to do with his trophies. He’s making lamps out of them. And you can buy one. Or many.
Whether or not you need a little pocket for your guitar pick, this full-grain leather wallet from Atlanta’s Whipping Post brand could be your jam. It’s flat and durable with 3 card slots, a license compartment, and room for cash. Heard a rumor they’re developing the “poker’s wallet” next, featuring a condom pocket. Maybe you should wait for that one.
Real feelings and philosophical ponderings (that means deep thoughts, man) are for weird chicks and Lit. Major dweebs, right? Finally, we’re not the only ones who think poetry is a joke. College dude and “broet” Brian McGackin has penned his first volume of verse called Broetry that pays homage to stuff real guys can relate to: Xbox, frozen pizza, Bruce Willis, crap like that. It’s totally gonna be a classic.
Don’t let scorekeeping duties at the Beer Pong tourney interfere with your goal of a blackout. The Scorzie will keep your beers and her hard lemonades ice cold, and also keep track of the score. Track points for home and away teams in all games that go up to 21 points.
Somewhere in the back of a closet or in a box in the attic sit all the “How-to” and “self-help” books you meant to read but never did. And look at yourself now. Break the cycle, bro. If you’re gonna read one, read this. And read it soon. As you’re well aware, Lebowski is a way of life. Learn the secrets of Sacred Dudeist practices and more. What’ve you got to lose?
Actor Tim Robbins plays a Vietnam veteran back home in New York who seems to be losing touch with reality. Shit gets weird & warped. Is it a side effect of the secret government drugs that were tested on him back in ’Nam? Is it delayed PTSD? As his life begins to melt and swirl around him, Robbins seeks the aid of friends to rescue him from his messed-up mind.
Are you really saying what you mean with a generic drugstore birthday card? If you are, that’s cool but you might like something a little more honest. These craft-made letterpress cards all feature messages that ring true to you. Like, “Damn, You’s A Sexy Bitch” or “You’ll Always Be My Boo.” There are more we can’t quote here. Say what you mean.
They’re claiming this book is a true story. Yeah, right! It chronicles the unbelievable life of a Norwegian royal named Stefan Templeton who sounds like a cross between Don Juan, Gucci Mane, Urijah Faber, and Indiana Jones. He was at various times: a jewel thief, ultimate fighter, horseman, swimmer, philosopher, gigolo, and so on. Some people will believe anything.
Like oversized Legos, these new modular toolboxes from Bosch just click together. If you want to construct a little blue truck or bridge out of them, feel free, but they’re really made for keeping your tools organized. Lockable, easy to carry, and smash-proof.