Are you ready to join Burger King’s royal court? Ok then, you have to pass the initiation. First, go to the exclusive new Whopper Bar in Manhattan, where the menu features new gourmet variations on classic BK burgers. Next, you have to eat the New York Pizza Burger. Its man vs. food. This massive slab consists of four Whopper patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce & a Tuscan pesto sauce. If you’re still standing after that, you’re in!
And you thought yellow lights were just a signal to stomp on the gas. Well, slow it down, buddy. Maybe then you’d notice how warm and mellow the yellow is. This designer pendulum light is made of re-used & up-cycled traffic light parts. Lets just say it’s a lot better for the environment than your driving.
Ladies love skiers, surfers & mountainmen. They dig all kinds of outdoorsy jocks…but they draw the line at crispy lips. If you play outside in the sun, wind and water – you’ve gotta protect. With SPF 15, beeswax and coconut oil, Chapfix does the trick. The package is also very manly…going well with stubble.
Ever notice after awhile your drink bottle gets kinda gross? Even though you wash it, it starts to smell a little like a fishtank? Problem solved. The original 17oz. Bamboo Bottle has a glass insert that pops right out for easy washing. The end-caps are made of BPA-free plastic, which keeps you clean on the inside too.
The only thing worse than scooping up a steaming dog bomb with your little poop bag mitten is knowing it will hit the landfill in a plastic bag lasting for thousands of years. Not anymore. 100% biodegradable dog poop bags degrade as fast as an apple. They are also made in a wind-powered factory & come in recycled packaging. That smells much better doesn’t it?
If you run through all your ammo wearing this thing – you’ll be in the hurt locker for sure. It holds 12 beers, each in its own easy-to-reach insulated holster. The next time you’re on patrol, keep yourself hydrated. Just remember to keep the safety on when you’re packing this much firepower.
Second only to toilet paper, there is no bigger waste of money than buying razorblades. Use one once, throw it in the trash. At twenty bucks for five blades…that’s…well, you do the math. Or…re-use a blade & hamburger your face off. Those are the options even with the best, most expensive and futuristic blades you can find. But now there’s a solution. Get 150 shaves out of one blade with the Razorpit.
You’ve gotta hand it to Brad Pitt, for being so pretty, he has sure played some ugly parts. In Kalifornia, he’s a white-trash criminal who gets in on a cross-country ride-share with a writer (David Duchovny) and his girlfriend. As they ride along, Pitt charms Duchovny with his brashness & bold violence. Their weird tour grows ever more tense, but what the rest of the crew doesn’t know (except Pitt’s girl, Juliette Lewis) is that he’s leaving a trail of bodies in their wake.
That friend of yours who thinks he’s a pro photographer (& always totes a big DSLR around his neck, cramping your style) is gonna hate you when you break one of these out. These glass-optics lenses mount onto your phone camera using a simple, but sturdy, magnetic ring to transform your little phone into an artist’s eyepiece. Choose the fisheye or combination macro/wide-angle lens & shoot like a pro.
You have the right to refuse service to anyone, for any reason and now you can back it up. Open beer in a bottle or can and in the event of extreme provocation, you could probably open up someone’s forehead. We’re not endorsing improper use of the Drinique Knuckle Bottle Opener, just saying.
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These collapsible cardboard speakers from Japanese-based, Muji, take packing light to a new level. They’ll bump up your laptop soundsystem and when it’s time to hit the road again, they unfold origami-style & slip into a nylon pouch for easy portability.
Ever watched Man vs. Wild & wondered how Bear Grylls manages to MacGyver his way out every sticky situation? The answer is cheating. The guys on the production crew drop their cameras and hand him things like the Brook & Hunter Mo-Tool Axe. When he’s made the cut, chop or hammered something out of his way – Bear hands back the tool and the filming resumes. Just a theory, of course. This compact multi-tool with straight & saw blades, pliers, hatchet, hammer and more – would definitely come in handy in a pinch.
James Bond. You know he’s cool. You know he slayed the babes & drove ridiculous cars. You may even recall his Lotus Esprit was a submarine that shot torpedoes. But, your knowledge about this international man of mystery doesn’t even scratch the surface. That’s why you need to get The Book of Bond. Author, Alastair Dougall, introduces you to Bond’s tastes, skills & enemies, as well as, breaks down each of the 23 classic films.
Get that morning zoom when you coffee-up. Camera geeks will be stoked with this mug looking just like a Canon EF 24-105mm lens. If you’re just a coffee lover, you’ll like the stainless steel lining & 16 oz. capacity. At the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, these were given out to media photogs. Now, you can get your very own & fuel up for a focused day with a few “shots” of caffeine.
Christopher Walken in one the most perfectly cast roles of his career: the slimy, sinister crook father of Sean Penn who makes robbery and crime look like fun. Young Penn is a muscular teenage bastard stuck in Farmtown-nowhere. When dad rolls into town, Penn is exposed to the easy money and good times a life of crime could grant him. When he sees Walken kill a man, he has second thoughts. That’s when the story really starts cooking. Based on a true story, At Close Range also features 80s angel, Mary Stuart Masterson & Sean’s brother, Chris Penn.
Bloody or blackened? When it comes to meat – we all want it just the way we like. The Steak Station allows the chef to monitor up to four different steaks at once – so everyone’s meat is done properly. Four color-coded, stainless steel thermometers plug into the digital monitor for easy steak supervision on the grill or in the oven. Handle everyone’s meat properly at your next dinner party - your guests will love it.
