When she says it’s your turn to cook dinner, go ahead and make a fat batch of these Sriracha-loaded Sloppy Joe Fries. You’ll have a hell of a hot meal and she won’t leave dinner up to you for a long time. Win-win.
That Prince of Foods, the almighty Grilled Cheese can only be improved by degrees. Like adding 2 or 3 beers as a side dish or maybe this: ramming it full of homemade meatballs and tomato sauce. C’mon, you can do it. Just follow the recipe.
Let some other schmuck show up to the Turkey Day feast with the embarrassing/sad holiday classic, green bean casserole. A guy like you should show up with this delectable showstopper. Whipped bourbon bacon sweet potatoes taste as good as they sound and if prepared with care, will be devoured instantly.
After you’re done with your bee-pollen & Kale smoothie you’ll need a real breakfast. And this one is so legit it will cause your chest hair to grow chest hair. It’s a pancake recipe that includes beer and bacon on the ingredient list. Yes, man food. You’re welcome.
Proper pre-game plans always include food. And beer. These beer-brined and Sriracha slathered chicken skewers combine your two tailgate staples into one spicy, easy-to-eat recipe that will get you geared up for the game.
Anyone can grab a bucket of KFC but if you’d prefer to know that what you’re eating is real & also really good, check this recipe out instead of the drive-thru. The secret is the buttermilk marinade, bro. For real.
Eating homemade onion rings with a tasty tequila batter will not get you drunk but remember, you’ll have a bottle of tequila open & a sharp knife in your hand, so please cook responsibly.
Scrape that crummy Quinoa cake off your gluten-free bun like a man. Then go to the kitchen and make what you really need: meat & potatoes. Also, bourbon. This all-in-one dream burger is coated with a thick bourbon BBQ sauce & topped with fries & cheese. That’s better. Leave the bird food burgers to the ladies.
Grilling season is officially here but you know what they’ve been saying about those old summertime staples: burgers & dogs. Seafood is probably a better choice and when you do it right—like skewering up some shrimp and veggies, you may never go back to the old tube steak.
You know dinner will be healthier & taste better if it’s not handed to you in a paper bag through a small window. So try this recipe. It’s almost as easy as drive-thru dining with the added bonus of no disgusting teenagers handling your food before you do.