Here’s one from the “You Might Be A Redneck” file: This handmade bench is built using reclaimed wood from pallets and a vintage tailgate from a pickup truck. NV Custom Furniture makes ’em to order. Choose a Chevy, Ford, or GMC tailgate and pick from their rainbow of paint and wood finish colors.

Made with real cowhide and lined with British wool, this little carry-on suitcase is big enough for a laptop or a change of clothes, maybe both if you’re headed somewhere tropical for the night. Comes with a removable, adjustable shoulder strap.

Crossfit this. Instead of spending grueling weekends playing soldier boy with a troop of disillusioned suburban dads, have a laugh at their expense while chilling & grilling in more practical tactical attire. This BBQ battle-ready Molle system apron offers attachments & pockets for all your weaponry: spatula, tongs, brushes, thermometers, spices, etc. Grill ’Em All!

Bang & Olufsen’s Beolab 14 surround system is designed to work with your decor. Its clean, minimalist design means the sub and satellite speakers will blend into the background while producing theater quality sound. The subwoofer also offers adjustable audio modes for perfect sound anywhere you put it: against a wall, in the corner, or on “free” mode when it’s in the middle of the room.

If you haven’t seen an M.C. Escher print since you moved out of the dorms, you’re not alone. His art does go great with experimental drug use & keg beer. But to be fair, there’s more to the artist than the “trippy” aspect of his work. This forthcoming book from fine bookmakers Thames & Hudson is a vast catalog of Escher’s mind-bending geometric illustrations, lithographs & woodprints, including insights into his artistic process.

Climbing out of the tent for your late-night leak is harsh enough as it is. Tripping and tearing down the tent or getting clotheslined by the clothesline makes it much worse. But those types of accidents are less likely if you use this reflective rope made specifically for such dark and dangerous outings.

Designed for serious swimmers, this waterproof MP3 player produces high-quality sound without the use of earbuds. Instead it uses bone conduction transmission, which sends vibrations through your cheekbones directly to your inner ear, allowing you to listen to music and audio underwater the way your spirit animal the dolphin does. via

Using the same pellet burning technology that made wood-fired heating way more clean & efficient, this grill & smoker uses the intense and steady heat of pellets to cook your meat to perfection. It features electronic ignition, dual LED temp gauges, and easy, accurate controls for smoking & grilling modes.

Meatballs, pesto, marinara & cheese. You could combine these ingredients any which way you’d like—even put them in a blender—and they’ll be amazing. But before you go grabbing the blender, try making this sandwich first. Much better texture.

If you want to step up to the big leagues of professional picnicking, you’re going to need one of these. This American-made Paperstone cutting board & knife combo is easy to stow and it’s always ready for an impromptu snack break. via