Here’s a Torani syrup you’re not likely to get pumped into your Starbucks latté but their Chicken ‘N Waffles flavored syrup might taste quite good drizzled on your buttered biscuits or actual chicken ‘n waffles. Who knows, your pregnant wife might even want to do some shots of it.
The genius of Mad Magazine is that for its entire 60-year run it has disguised itself as “stupid kid’s stuff” while delivering some of America’s most honest and biting social satire. This retrospective collects the best, most memorable, and iconic work from Mad’s artists and writers aka “the usual gang of idiots” in a colorful, 256-page hardcover edition.
In theory, the idea of a foosball app for your iPad sounds like a good idea, especially when it includes a little table and handles to simulate that visceral feel. But let’s face it, if you’re playing properly, your iPad is going to end up either drenched in spilled beer or completely smashed in.
Under the hood of Jaguar’s fastest & most powerful sedan ever, the forthcoming XFR-S, sits a mean 5-liter V8 reportedly packing 550 ponies. The body style looks like designers took a couple bites of Audi and a side of Subaru, resulting in a tuned-up & totally chrome-free Jag that will make (only) 200 American buyers very happy.
If you’re ready to update the décor at the old ski chalet and don’t think the Bob Ross-esque happy-snowy mountain oil painting will match the new furniture, try one of these ski-run inspired prints. Featuring artistically rendered trail maps of some of the best American resorts against pop color canvas, they will really update the old stabbin’ cabin. via
Games Of Thrones Season 1 on Blu-ray. Do we really even have to say anything else? No, but we’d be remiss if we didn’t explain that this 5-disc set is also a Collector’s Edition that comes with a dragon’s egg. Not a real one unfortunately—it’s a paperweight. It’s also got an in-episode guide, as well as loads of other Westeros p@rn to perv out on.
Stay warmer than everyone else this winter and save your cold feet for the big commitment. These rechargeable heated insoles are controlled by a wireless remote you carry in your pocket and feature 3 heat levels. The Li-Ion battery is embedded in the footbed so they’re light and hassle-free.
If your secret weapon is a stone-cold poker face, keep your ammo in here. Modeled after military-issue ammo boxes, these metal playing card canisters hold up to twelve decks of cards.
Nobody really wants to look over your shoulder as you scroll through the photos on your phone. So, download the PostalPix app for your iPhone or Android device and you can turn your pixels into prints with the press of a button. And they’re not standard paper prints, PostalPix can be printed on aluminum. Bright, metallic, rigid, totally worthy of wall hanging.
She’ll be happy to drown out the painful sound of your shower singing with this blue-tooth powered showerhead speaker. And if you persist after the water is off, she’ll remind you that you can remove the speaker from the head and place it on the vanity while you sing and shave.