If we know Lebowski, and we think we do, we know he’d totally kick back & snack on a box of gourmet chocolates, especially ones filled with the flavor of his signature drink: the White Russian or as he calls ’em, the Caucasian.
Oatmeal is for breakfast. Put some pop in your place with this (safe, non-toxic) graphic wallpaper. Bye, bye beige.
Hunters and hippies agree on one thing: trees are cool. Hippies hug them and hunters hide in them waiting for animals to wander into range. Both parties could employ the Tree Hook. For hunters, it’ll hold your rifle or bow up off the ground. Hippies can use the hook to hang your protest signs and Prius keys while you frolick.
You won’t win that Dad Of The Year award with this snowball crossbow but it will help you keep your pathetic excuse for a throwing arm a secret from the kids. Unlike that gangly, elbowy spasm you call a throw, this thing will launch a snowball 60 feet and holds a 3-shot load. Which is another thing you can’t do. Source
If you absolutely must go back to Rockville for the holidays, go well armed. R.E.M.’s forthcoming release Part Lies, Part Heart, Part Truth, Part Garbage: 1982-2011 combines the bands’ best from both their IRS Records and Warner Bros. years, for a first-ever complete retrospective.
Enjoy a classic performance…
Your tired, outdated playlist is your own problem but we found one way to improve your workout. The Magneat keeps your headphone cable from getting tangled up in your junk during a workout. It gets the cable out of the way. It’s magnetic.
If you’re obsessed with backpacks, your addiction will inevitably lead you to Killspencer. This vegetable-tanned black pebble leather Utility pack will transport your digital office anywhere the road may lead. Military spec construction makes it indestructible & compartments for MacBook Pro, iPad, & cables make it smart.
You’ve gotten pretty good at tackling big jobs with a small tool but these guys might have you beat. Kaufmann Mercantile makes a set of lightweight mini tools that all attach to your keychain. A pocket-sized pry bar, screwdrivers, and waterproof lighter are just a few of their small yet powerful instruments. California made.
You probably have a “friend” who could use this trimmer on his back. Or to trim Nature’s Turtleneck (that fringe of curlies growing up out of his collar.) Be sure to tell your friend this trimmer has an LED control screen offering 175 trim length options.
Black Sabbath. Quit faking that you know something about them and read this book. It’s not Ozzy’s incomprehensible babbling, Iron Man is the legend and lore of the greatest heavy metal band of all time told from Tony Iommi’s perspective. The fact that you draw a blank on Iommi’s name is reason enough to read it.