This movie’s director was king of the 70s. After his work on two massive, game changing flicks – The French Connection and The Exorcist – William Friedkin got a huge budget to produce the action-suspense thriller, Sorcerer. See what a couple million bucks worth of explosives looks like blowing up in the jungles of Central America.
Just stick your finger in the hole and everything will be okay. Really, flip it open and put your index finger through the hole. This unique design offers maximum blade control and a degree of safety when wielding the super-sharp 2-inch pocketknife. Just watch out for those other nine fingers. The blade is stainless steel with a lightweight aluminum frame. Clips to a ’biner or pocket so it’s easy to whip out.
Ever see those weird ladies at the farmer’s market wearing the big knee-high rubber galoshes? They’re cool on little kids, but lady, you’re like 45 and it’s a sunny day! Don’t be fashion’s fool. Get some sweet wet-weather footwear, like these cool, ankle high, natural rubber boots. Just promise to wear them only when you need to … like, when it’s raining.
Tired of treats? How about a trick? Get those annoying neighbor’s kids out of your house and out of your hair. Try this. Squirt a little cherry fake blood sauce on half of this gummy brain, walk into the den where they’re playing video games and take a big bite. Make sure to let some blood drip on to one of them. Looking demented will help, too.
Good luck explaining this one to your kids. “It’s a boombox, we used to play tapes in them & breakdance.” Yeah … good luck. Anyway, this is an updated boombox, not for cassettes. Plug your iPod right in and just start poppin’, lockin’ and Moonwalking. Totally portable in case you want to take your show on the road. You can even record the radio right into your iPod with this unit. Why you would, who knows?
You’re riding the train to work when some annoying punk saunters up, wafting his stink in your direction. With the samurai umbrella clutched in your hand, it’s impossible to resist the fantasy of taking a mighty swing & chopping his head off. You tighten your grip … but, it’s only in your mind of course. You get off at the next stop thinking to yourself you’ve gotta lay off the video games.
Do you need Howard Stern in your life? Whether you’re a Stern super-fan or not, hundreds of custom satellite radio channels is pretty enticing. Especially when you see this simple, plug-in device from Sirius XM. Subscribe online, plug this into your car’s lighter, tune into an open FM station and behold, music from outer space! Or just Howard & the rest of the WackPack, live from New York every day. (Releases sometime October 2010)
Raw like an uncooked steak. Let’s say rare, too. Custom-built in Estonia by Renard Motorcycles, this stunning bike boasts an ultra lightweight carbon fiber monocoque unibody that weighs, well … nothing. It packs a custom-built air-cooled 90º v-twin engine with a top speed over 140-mph. Components are aluminum, Kevlar or carbon fiber. Look at it, this thing is a beast & they’re only making ten of them this year.
The noxious odor wafting out of your running shoes is not your fault. It’s caused by microbes: stinky ones. SteriShoe solves this embarrassing problem by using UVC light to kill them. It also kills stuff like athlete’s foot and toenail fungus. Totally gross…we know, so fix it fast.
What kind of gift do you get for someone whose interests include “watching The Simpson’s” and “quoting Homer?” Since you can’t get him a twelver of Duffs, this is the next best thing, providing he can read. The Ultimate Episode Guide breaks down the entire Simpson’s world: every episode for twenty years. This 1200-page tome comes in a slick wraparound slipcase & don’t worry about the reading thing, there’s lots of pictures.