Remember that annoying little dude in college who always saved empty liquor bottles from the parties and displayed them in his “trophy case”? No? Okay, well pretend you remember him. That same dude finally found something to do with his trophies. He’s making lamps out of them. And you can buy one. Or many.
When it comes to laptops, the letters PC, should really stand for “Pretty Chunky.” Most are thicker than a Double Whopper and weigh somewhere in the vicinity of 13 pounds. Before you and your precious spreadsheets develop digital diabetes, you should consider going on a diet. Sony’s new lean and light Vaio-Z is a much healthier option.
Whether or not you need a little pocket for your guitar pick, this full-grain leather wallet from Atlanta’s Whipping Post brand could be your jam. It’s flat and durable with 3 card slots, a license compartment, and room for cash. Heard a rumor they’re developing the “poker’s wallet” next, featuring a condom pocket. Maybe you should wait for that one.
Before you bend over for the lawyers and give her half of everything, you should really spend some of that capital. Maybe in the past, a 20-foot long animatronic Triceratops would’ve seemed like a waste of $350K. Not now. This thing’s got built-in digital motion sensors that cause it to move when you walk past. It also packs a thousand-watt speaker to belt out its terrifying, prehistoric skrawk. Seems like a bargain to us.
Real feelings and philosophical ponderings (that means deep thoughts, man) are for weird chicks and Lit. Major dweebs, right? Finally, we’re not the only ones who think poetry is a joke. College dude and “broet” Brian McGackin has penned his first volume of verse called Broetry that pays homage to stuff real guys can relate to: Xbox, frozen pizza, Bruce Willis, crap like that. It’s totally gonna be a classic.
The musical tinkling of forged steel from Busted Knuckles’ “Wind Chime With Wrenches” will lend a calming sense of the ethereal to your workshop. Crafted from recycled wrenches, this unique piece will artfully compliment the smell of motor oil and buzz of powertools. If you’re man enough for some workshop whimsy, this could be the piece that ties the whole garage together.
Don’t let scorekeeping duties at the Beer Pong tourney interfere with your goal of a blackout. The Scorzie will keep your beers and her hard lemonades ice cold, and also keep track of the score. Track points for home and away teams in all games that go up to 21 points.
Somewhere in the back of a closet or in a box in the attic sit all the “How-to” and “self-help” books you meant to read but never did. And look at yourself now. Break the cycle, bro. If you’re gonna read one, read this. And read it soon. As you’re well aware, Lebowski is a way of life. Learn the secrets of Sacred Dudeist practices and more. What’ve you got to lose?
It’s high summer, “chill and grill” season is now. Time to eat out. And by that we mean outside. The Garden Dining table is designed to fit all of Snow Peak’s outdoor cooking appliances so you can cook dinner right there at the table, Teppanyaki style. Made of stainless steel and Itauba wood, this table is sure to be at the center of the meal and it’s built to last long past Labor Day.
You shoot loads of video that nobody ever sees. Probably because you don’t want to deal with downloading, uploading, editing, and compressing it before you share it. Sony’s HDR-PJ50V fixes that. It records HD video straight to hard drive and features a built-in projector, allowing you to turn any wall into an instant movie theater. It projects an image up to 60” with no TV, no cables, no nada.