Before you bend over for the lawyers and give her half of everything, you should really spend some of that capital. Maybe in the past, a 20-foot long animatronic Triceratops would’ve seemed like a waste of $350K. Not now. This thing’s got built-in digital motion sensors that cause it to move when you walk past. It also packs a thousand-watt speaker to belt out its terrifying, prehistoric skrawk. Seems like a bargain to us.
Real feelings and philosophical ponderings (that means deep thoughts, man) are for weird chicks and Lit. Major dweebs, right? Finally, we’re not the only ones who think poetry is a joke. College dude and “broet” Brian McGackin has penned his first volume of verse called Broetry that pays homage to stuff real guys can relate to: Xbox, frozen pizza, Bruce Willis, crap like that. It’s totally gonna be a classic.
The musical tinkling of forged steel from Busted Knuckles’ “Wind Chime With Wrenches” will lend a calming sense of the ethereal to your workshop. Crafted from recycled wrenches, this unique piece will artfully compliment the smell of motor oil and buzz of powertools. If you’re man enough for some workshop whimsy, this could be the piece that ties the whole garage together.
Don’t let scorekeeping duties at the Beer Pong tourney interfere with your goal of a blackout. The Scorzie will keep your beers and her hard lemonades ice cold, and also keep track of the score. Track points for home and away teams in all games that go up to 21 points.
Somewhere in the back of a closet or in a box in the attic sit all the “How-to” and “self-help” books you meant to read but never did. And look at yourself now. Break the cycle, bro. If you’re gonna read one, read this. And read it soon. As you’re well aware, Lebowski is a way of life. Learn the secrets of Sacred Dudeist practices and more. What’ve you got to lose?
It’s high summer, “chill and grill” season is now. Time to eat out. And by that we mean outside. The Garden Dining table is designed to fit all of Snow Peak’s outdoor cooking appliances so you can cook dinner right there at the table, Teppanyaki style. Made of stainless steel and Itauba wood, this table is sure to be at the center of the meal and it’s built to last long past Labor Day.
You shoot loads of video that nobody ever sees. Probably because you don’t want to deal with downloading, uploading, editing, and compressing it before you share it. Sony’s HDR-PJ50V fixes that. It records HD video straight to hard drive and features a built-in projector, allowing you to turn any wall into an instant movie theater. It projects an image up to 60” with no TV, no cables, no nada.
If the sharp, metallic snap of vodka martini is your preferred poison, you might want to give this absolutely new Absolut blend a shot. Classified as Super-premium, Elyx is a small-batch vodka recipe they’ve been working on for a decade. A restored 1929 copper still from the dusty caverns of Absolut’s HQ in Sweden is responsible for this new vodka’s unique taste, texture, and aroma.
If your chicken is usually cooked by Colonel Sanders, you need to step up your game, bird. F-KFC. And instead of the heart-clog, deep-fry drive-thru, grill your own. Get creative. Don’t just take our word for it, let Grill Master/Author Steven Raichlen show you how to do Thai Grilled Chicken properly.
Actor Tim Robbins plays a Vietnam veteran back home in New York who seems to be losing touch with reality. Shit gets weird & warped. Is it a side effect of the secret government drugs that were tested on him back in ’Nam? Is it delayed PTSD? As his life begins to melt and swirl around him, Robbins seeks the aid of friends to rescue him from his messed-up mind.