The Liberal Media has declared war on Christmas. Now it’s time to fight back—who cares if we can’t identify the enemy? Defend your right to overspend, overeat, and decorate a tree before the right is stripped away. Join the Santa-nista uprising and let these grenade ornaments be your symbol of freedom.
It’s a bar in a briefcase so why call it the “Football”? Glad you asked. It’s named after the “nuclear decision making tool” built for the President after the Cuban Missile Crisis as part of Operation Dropkick. JFK nicknamed it the football. The name stuck. True story.
We’ve been wondering when Beemer would unveil its own 4-door coupe; its answer to the Mercedes CLS and Porsche’s pumped-up Panamera. That time is apparently 2013, when the German automaker will ship its new Gran Coupe 650i, a big, wide, 300 horsepower executive-class battleship.
You don’t know it but most of your Instagram followers are burnt on the stale ass photos you keep posting. Spice it up with this macro lens attachment. It’s a close-up lens built into a rubber band: super easy to use and super affordable. Also super for getting more likes.
Wine-making is like sex for the elderly. You know there’s surely some magic at work in the process but there’s nothing aesthetically pleasing about it. This home-brew wine installation lets you guide your wine’s maturing process while putting it on display in your home. And as you can see this looks much better than old people humping.
Music critic Greil Marcus’ new book on The Doors leaves the worn out Jim Morrison-deathcult-poet-myth alone and focuses solely on the band’s enduring music. That’s fresh.
If you view even the simple, hygienic act of grooming as a potential threat to your manhood, we found the soap for you. It’s a rough cut brick made in a soap factory that produced soap for soldiers in the Korean War. Is that manly enough for you? If you’re still nervous you can order the optional rope handle.
It’s that magical time of the year when having a beer opener in your back pocket is essential. This one is Proudly manufactured in the U.S.A. from thick heat-treated, high-grade stainless steel. No bottle stands a chance against this thing. Bring on the holiday parties!
Audio Bulb is a speaker that’s also a lightbulb. The Audio Bulb wireless music system brings not just light but music to every room in your home. These high-efficiency speaker bulbs screw into any light socket and deliver long-lasting ultrabright LED light. Do they work with the Clapper? We still don’t know.
Learning forgotten handcrafts is right up there with dressing like it’s 1899. Real hot right now. This how-to book of knots won’t just look awesome poking out of your bespoke bookshelf, it will teach you the skills you need to tie the right knot for any situation where a more modern solution like a bungee cord or ratchet tie-down would throw the whole old school look off.