Between marriage and having babies, your friends are dropping like flies. And for those upcoming farewell occasions like bachelor parties and due dates, you need gifts for your soon to be locked-down bros. The practical guidebooks to manhood in this series are the perfect way to say good luck and goodbye.
George Foreman just got knocked the F out. The Cuisinart Elite Griddler is just a leaner, meaner cooking machine. The 3-way design allows for pressing, grilling and griddling all with easy adjustments and mess-free nonstick surfaces.
Here’s proof that you’re getting old: you remember the PC game Minesweeper and you also know what a post card is. The next step is to get a few of these Minesweeper post cards and send them off to your old friends before the Post Office in your town goes out of business.
Apple just keeps dropping bombs: The next-gen MacBook Pro launched today. Apple’s VP Phil Schiller called the new laptop ‘without a doubt the very best computer that we’ve ever built.’ It’s got a super-sharp Retina display with a 2880 x 1800 resolution, it measures just 0.71-inches thick and weighs 4.46 pounds. The new display delivers higher contrast plus improved viewing angles and reduced glare. 7-hour battery life with 30-day standby. Other specs include 16GB of RAM, NVIDIA Kepler GT 650M graphics, optional 2.7GHz Core i7 processor, & up to 768GB of SSD storage. It is shipping right now.
Just like Tiger’s apparent return to victory, the introduction of the Nike Free sole to their golf shoe line was just a matter of time. And that time is now. In the same way that Tiger redefined both golf & lecherous womanizing in the modern era, the new Nike TW ’13 aims to redefine golf shoe comfort and performance.
One of the saddest things about spending a big night in the gentleman’s club with the boys is that in the morning nobody remembers what really happened. Even though it’s against club rules, shooting some photos or footage in the champagne room would solve this dilemma. If you pack Sony’s super low light sensitive DSC-RX100, you won’t need a flash thus allowing to fill a “memory” card without risking being bounced.
Stainless steel is pretty much indestructible, which is a perfect material for something that spends most of its life near your ass. In addition to being ass-proof, these wallets, made from smooth, stainless steel fabric and trimmed with ballistic nylon are constructed from 85% recycled materials.
A Dutch company called Mars One is putting together a plan to offer one-way trips to Mars for people who want to become permanent members of a settlement they say they’ll build on the red planet. The first 7-month, one-way flight is scheduled for 2023. Ignoring serious technical questions, Mars One’s founder is pitching the concept as an “enormous media event” to fund his ambitious trip.
For every cold quinoa, fennel, and lemon salad or nonfat Greek yogurt you eat to please your lady, you should redeem your manhood by eating something like good ol’ Texas chili Frito pie. It’s classic dude food. Yes, unfortunately it’s the nutritional equivalent of chugging a cup of warm bacon grease, but, come to think of it, the grease could be another one of your ‘revenge’ foods.