Whether you’re off on a camping trip or partying in the parking lot, the big game is pretty tough to watch on your phone. Dish Network just answered your prayers with the release of their portable satellite TV unit, aptly named the Tailgater. Put it in park and place your bets.
The Roku 2 lets you instantly stream shows, movies, live sports, and anything else you can find on the good ol’ internet, right onto your home TV. With no computer needed, no monthly bill, and access to a growing list of everything from Netflix to UFC to Vimeo, it’s pretty damn entertaining.
Who doesn’t love watching a little TV in the great outdoors? But hey, don’t let a dust storm or the driving rain stand between you and your favorite show. These new weatherproof flat panel TVs from Ciil will survive both, right out there in the elements. Freezing temps, snow, sleet, hail, none of these will penetrate the seal.
In the not-too-distant future, we’ll all be able to wave a magic wand and watch anything we want at any time. Until then, we can dance merrily around the flat screen about these new TiVo systems. What’s the big deal? Well, now you can record four different programs at one time. You probably won’t get around to watching any of them, but that’s beside the point.
Back in the day, burglars always went first for the TV. But now, if a robber broke in and found this massive 3D flatscreen, they’d be shit out of luck. They’d need a pair of technicians from the electronics store to unplug it and a small forklift to get it out through the slider. At 93-inches across, it would barely fit into the standard burglar van, so they’d also need a special vehicle. Basically, yeah, this TV is un-stealable.
As if you don’t spend enough time staring into a monitor, Samsung has a new line of 3D monitors that will curl your corneas. Pow! Pop! Bam! With incredible 3D capabilities, these monitors will turn any 2D programming into 3D. And if it’s already 3D, watch out. It’s like the picture is shooting right out of the screen and into your lap. But it’s not. Just try to remember … it’s just a movie.
Seventy-inches? Will it fit? The answer is, yes if you’re careful. But once it’s in, you can invite your friends over and show them the biggest unit they’ve ever seen. Sorry if we’ve confused you, we’re talking about Sharp’s new line of jumbo 3D LED LCD TVs. Wait is that confusing, too? They are flatscreen televisions, huge ones.
Mobile digital TV is new. But it makes sense, right? Watch your favorite TV shows on your mobile device. RCA is now releasing a line of sleek, mobile devices that receive TV broadcasts. Think of the possibilities: never missing Monday Night Football or Deadliest Catch ever again!