Etsy is amazing. Where else could someone sell something as beautifully ridiculous as a piece of raw wood with a clock in it? The little quartz-drive clock is German-made and the wood, well, that was made in the forest through a process called photosynthesis.
Complete that “heritage industrial” look in your work or living space with these cast iron and beech wood Wall Clamps by L.A.-based designer Brendan Ravenhill. Mount them to the wall through the holes in the back and tighten the screws into the shelf material of your choice.
You’re never going to play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughn or Slash but if you shred 6-packs like they shred six strings, the Marshall Fridge will be the perfect addition to your pad. It looks like the iconic Marshall stack amp but it’s really a 4.4 cubic foot fridge and freezer. You can even crank the temperature knob up to 11.
Hey ding dong, have you ever seen a wireless doorbell that plays mp3 music files instead of the same boring old bell? Didn’t think so, that’s why you come to this site, right? The MP3 DJ Doorbell comes with a 2GB memory card that will hold up to 600 songs so your visitors will be dancing at the door.
Before the Dyson guy came along nobody cared about the vacuum cleaner. But now that this brand has made them look cooler and elevated the performance of this ho-hum chore with the introduction of cyclonic suction, we need one. The DC39 is a compact little unit with all manner of advanced engineering plus it can suck peanut butter through a garden hose or some other equally amazing equivalent.
Some crazy bastard once said “art is whatever you can get away with.” These Beatty pendulum lights are a perfect example of that idea. The light’s steel sheet shades are perforated with a blast from a shotgun. Yup, you read that right. A shotgun blast.
Anyone can walk into a pet store and come out with an aquarium filled with freaky fishes, but are you just “anyone”? Obviously not. For you, something exotic, like a jellyfish tank seems more apropos. And you can’t just walk out of the store with it. You order the tank and set it up, then return to the brand’s website with your jellyfish voucher and they send you one large and two small Moon Jellyfish via overnight express. Who else has one of these?
This lamp is the bomb. Sorry, had to say it. Does anyone still use that phrase? The Blitz Bomb lamp is made from a WWII-era surplus MK23 bombshell. The teardrop-shaped bomb is polished to a shine then sealed against rust and features a classic cloth wrapped cord. Without a shade, the lamp stands just over 10-inches tall and will not explode.
A little discretion goes a long way for the drinking man. Take this Amish style end table for example. What mother-in-law would guess that beneath its smooth wooden exterior is a beer fridge big enough to get you and a couple of your buds through a bowl game? No need to get up and go to the fridge during sudden death overtime, just open the Mantable. Comes in the three finishes: tobacco, espresso, and black to blend with any décor.
This retractable plug-in power supply is designed to work in places where liquid might spill, splash or spurt. Like in the kitchen or next to your computer late at night. The catch is that it’s only protected from spills when it’s closed. When it’s not in its hole, be careful.