Putting your “Scary Sounds of Halloween” mix-tape on loop and blasting it from the living room on Halloween night is cute. Why are you trying to be cute? Terrorize treat-seekers and become “that creepy guy down the street” with the Asylum Door. Along with a 22-inch LCD display showing an axe-wielding mad man trying to break out of lock down, hidden pneumatic mechanisms actually create bulges in the door as he swings his axe. Source
After those condescending vacuum cleaner commercials, we ought to know that whatever appliance James Dyson makes, it’s better than anything that came before it. Add this heater fan to the list. It blows heat around and will keep a medium to large size room warm and toasty with no spinning fan blades or dangerous heating elements. Another modern marvel.
Other blogs and men’s sites occasionally bite our posts. It’s cool but hey biters, chomp on this. Fine artist Patrick Martinez expresses his creative vision in neon and makes his influences pretty clear with this piece. Werd up. Yes, you can get one of your very own, signed by the artist. Now, let’s see who else posts this product.
For those ultra-crispy limited-edition kicks, it may seem like in-box storage is the only option, but what’s the fun of that? If you want to show off some shoes, the Shrine Rack elevates your footwear fetish to its proper place in your home. These stainless steel racks let you put your Dunks on the wall, displayed like the true works of art they are.
Go ahead, “touch it, love it” their website says, just don’t ask us how the damn things works. Do we look like Popular Science to you? It’s a high-tech alarm clock from award-winning designers Giebert & Funk. That’s what we know. We featured its big sister a while back and we struggled to explain that one, too. But it looks slick, futuristic, and keeps perfect time. This one comes in seven colors.
When her parent’s come by, try to keep them out of the room that you covered with Imperial Forces wallpaper. We like it, too. It’s high-quality and hand-screened and features Darth, Boba Fett, and the rest of our buddies from the empire. But don’t let them see it. They won’t understand and it will be awkward.
Years ago you ditched your big, boxy TV and upgraded to a flat screen. So why are your poor pet fish still swimming around in a tank from the 70s? They’d surely be happier in a sleek, new wall-mounted tank. And it’s not just good for the fishies, it’s good for you. These tanks save space, energy and feature convenient, touchscreen controls and auto feeding.
Artist Dave Murray may or may not have been drunk when he designed this series of beer posters. After all, he is Canadian. But really, the style of this giclée print series looks more like Picasso or Ozenfant—a bit more Cubism than Alcoholism.