If you can’t take a joke about religion, keep scrolling down because these religious parody candles feature the faces of sinners like Nick Cage, Eddie Vedder, Christopher Walken, and lots of other popular non-saints.
In the old days, drying off after a swim or shower was as easy as picking up a towel and toweling off. But not now. We know too much; even the cleanest towels are no less than a swamp of bacteria and harmful germs. The solution: blow yourself with the Body Dryer. It uses air instead of germs to get you dry.
The SnapRays Guidelight saves you a socket by taking the plug-in night light out of the outlet and mounting it right in the plug plate itself. LEDs provide the light and it requires no hard wiring. It also saves energy by using a sensor to turn on at night & off during the day.
Featuring technical drawings on vintage-style paper stock, these posters transform old patent diagrams into wall art. Collective Oliver Gal has created a whole series with prints from iconic patents: a 1928 Harley, the Porsche 911, the Wright Bros. flying machine, and the Gibson Les Paul among others.
This is smart. Designed by GE & Quirky, Aros is an air conditioner and smart thermometer in one; a modern window-mount AC unit that will learn your habits and keep you cool. What’s even cooler: it’s going to save you money.
Tricked out with convenient ports and display docks for all your devices, the SlatePro is a bamboo desk made for now. It features all sorts of smart innovations: Built-in mouse pad, holes for power cords to keep cables out of sight; it’s even got optional ventilation holes to keep your laptop or keyboard cool under the stress of heavy internetting.
The Miracle Machine reduces the sacred craft of winemaking into an idiot-proof, automated process that takes not years but just a couple days. So, idiot today, vintner by Wednesday. Sound good? All the materials you need are available on the M.M. website where you also download the free app that takes you effortlessly through the whole process.
In the ongoing pursuit of new materials worthy for both upcycling and creating cool designs, Oxgut has landed on firehose. They make all kinds of unique products and furnishings using decommissioned fireshoses from U.S. fire departments.
Whether or not you eat your vegetables is irrelevant now. Dudes like you can drink beer for dinner. Every night. And you should. If some scrap of food or cast-off happy hour buffet snack happens to land on your plate, Brew Cutlery can do what other silverware does and stab it or cut it. But when that tall, cold longneck of liquid chicken needs opened, your Brew Cutlery will deftly do what the others can’t: Pop things.
Breaking Bad had to end. Luckily, you now have HBO’s True Detective. But before every loser on earth starts claiming superfan, you need to own this one. Buy a 24” X 36” graphic print & hang it on your wall or mail out a set of TD postcards and let fools know (before these latest designs by Nigel Dennis sell out).