Most gnomes are pretty lame. They just stand there smiling innocently at the flowers. This guy—a weatherproof, breakproof plastic garden decoration—is an exceptional gnome. He knows he’s creepy and he doesn’t give a f#@k. He’s like, “Take a picture b@#tch, it’ll last longer …”
Sure, making the birdhouse from recycled wood and finishing it with a natural, soy-based finish helps the environment. But, the part you play might be even more crucial. When you buy one of these handmade houses, you’ll be providing a new home for a bird. You’ll help turn the bird’s life around. You’ll give it hope.
The anchor light stands out for its commanding looks & enduring practicality. Brass sheet beats rust and even acid rain. A hand-made glass lens distributes light 360º. Heavy-cast handles fold down when not in use, but are available for hooking-up the lamp using a bracket, rope or tree branch. It functions on lamp oil, but is easily converted to electric. Its classic shape is handsome, sturdy and will last a lifetime.
Remember when you tried to smoke out of one these back in the day? Just kiddin’. All the gear you buy can’t be cool & futuristic, but these traditional glass wasp traps from London’s Garrett Wade are pretty sweet. Literally sweet, actually. Stinging bugs like wasps and bees fly inside, lured by sweet-smelling liquid, where they’re trapped and drown. Who would’ve thought killing bugs could be so … decorative?
When you wanted to get serious about grilling, you stepped-up and got a grill the size of a Toyota Tundra. It did the trick. Now, it only makes sense that as a professional party host, you should get Lynx’s Cocktail Pro to roll right next to your behemoth BBQ. With a sink, water filtration, ice bin & bottle holders, you have everything you need to loosen up your guests. This is professional grade equipment – you know you’re ready.
Maybe the “monster grill” doesn’t exactly work with your crib. If space is tight or your penchant for clean design outweighs your desire for a proper man-yard, consider Focus’ Wall-Mounted BBQ. Great design inside & out – it even cleverly folds up with charcoal in place, ready for the next fire-up.
Who better to greet your guests than the prince of darkness himself. Darth Vader Doormat – can you think of a better use of your dirt & mud?
Is it the love of the game or love of the turf? Thick, lush, jaw-dropping emerald green. There’s nothing like seeing the field of your favorite ballpark for the first time. Now it’s available to you without the lawn crew. Scotts MLB Authentic Collection contains the seed mix used in the big five – Wrigley, Fenway, Great American Ball Park, Busch Stadium & Citizens Bank Park. Now pick up that bat and play ball.
There’s a little Audubon in all of us. Give your feathered friends the good life. By day Dutch-designed, Ooom’s birdhouse, is a solar-charging abode. After the sun sets, a light rod illuminates opening up the all-night buffet.
