Whether or not you eat your vegetables is irrelevant now. Dudes like you can drink beer for dinner. Every night. And you should. If some scrap of food or cast-off happy hour buffet snack happens to land on your plate, Brew Cutlery can do what other silverware does and stab it or cut it. But when that tall, cold longneck of liquid chicken needs opened, your Brew Cutlery will deftly do what the others can’t: Pop things.
When you wake up each morning still dead, a pod-style automatic coffeemaker is the lazy man’s lifesaver. And this new one from Nespresso will not only make a mean espresso in seconds flat, it will also brew you up a full-size 8-ounce cup of joe. Available in red, black, & chrome.
The classic Fiat 500 isn’t much bigger than the typical American refrigerator but actually turning the tiny 2-door into a working fridge is a wild idea. One that came from the creative minds at SMEG, a modern Italian appliance maker. Using only the front end of the car, they put a 100-liter capacity fridge under the hood.
Imagine taking fresh, green coffee beans and with the simple push of a button, turning them into drinkable black coffee. It was just a coffee addict’s dream until now: this new, all-in-one roaster-grinder-brewer does it all automatically.
For the kitchen outfitted with every conceivable gadget to avoid culinary disaster we offer yet another new essential, the smart thermometer. Not stupid and forgetful like you, this shimmering stainless temp-taker with digital display will make sure your meat is heated to the optimal temperature every time.
As soon as you wake up your first impulse is to reach for the phone. That fact won’t be quite as sad when your phone is capable of putting on the hot water for coffee. And when you have an iKettle synced up, that’s what it’ll do.
For the one day each year that you actually help make the meal, keep in mind you can easily avoid those hens crowding the kitchen on Turkey Day by plugging this 2.5 gallon rotisserie fryer/steamer into the wall in your man-cave, garage, basement, anywhere you can get a glimpse of the game or get away from all that annoying family-time small talk.
If you want an amazing iced coffee in the next 3 to 12 hours, this unique cold brew system will give you what you’re very patiently fiending for. Once you’re done watching the paint dry and the grass grow, you can go back to the kitchen and while away the afternoon as your black gold drips from one chamber to the next in exquisite simplicity. And if you’ve ever enjoyed a cold brewed cup, you know it’s worth the wait.
This anodized aluminum, wall-mounted, Donkey Kong-inspired Nespresso coffee pod display unit will make brewing your morning cup of instant coffee a lot more entertaining. And before you send your spent Nespresso Pods to the purgatory of the landfill for the next 1000 years, remember that at certain retailers, Pods are actually collected for recycling.
It’s easy to feel like half the man you used to be when you’re wearing an apron & properly pronouncing endive. One possible antidote to Kitchen Emasculation would be to get your dishpan hands on this set of Samurai sword knives. The set of 4 includes a bread, utility, & paring knife as well as a chef’s meat carver. Chop Chop!