We’re men. We read on the can & never remember to change the roll. Honestly, I couldn’t believe a product of such toilet-gracing perfection actually existed. I can hear the “hallelujah!”

Probably not the most stylish bathroom decor, but it will keep undesirables out of your throne room. Urban Outfitter’s Scary Shower Curtain includes 12 plastic hooks for hanging – next time you want to clear out the joint, hang this one up & come running like you just saw Roseanne Barr on the can. It’ll work every time.

For you, your shirt may be enough – your guests however may prefer to wipe their hands on something more civilized. Keep the man-space alive with Power Drill Hand Towels. Set of two, 100% cotton – durable, absorbent & awesome.

Bring a 16th century ritual to your bath. This is the real deal. Called a peshtemal, this 100% cotton, over-sized towel is traditionally used in Turkey’s bath houses. Large enough to wrap around your entire body – it dries almost as quickly as it absorbs.

Clean-up your shower. Available in single, double or triple configs, simplehuman’s Shampoo & Soap Dispensers stick to the shower wall with no screws involved. Simply use the included silicone glue and adhesive strips to harness your inner OCD.

No more is your bathroom all function – with the Pale Ale Urinal it may soon be a home highlight.  Part art, part comedy, a galvanized steel bucket sits atop a pedestal offered in a variety of materials. Go with the solid walnut if you really want to class things up.