This product is designed for tenderizing meat and that’s a good thing because real brass knuckles are outlawed in all 50 states. Fathers of teenage daughters, you probably already know this but the Knuckle Pounder could be your loophole for keeping those slimy senior boys at bay. Just answer the door with this on and he’ll know exactly where he stands.
If you’re a real wine expert you’ll be able to guess the winery this oak barrel stave chair comes from just by the tint of the burgundy highlights in the finish. Or you could cheat by looking under the seat where the winery’s name is branded. The chairs fold up flat and work great for indoor or outdoor use, where their natural oil finish will stand up to the elements. They also make a bench model for you cuddlers.
Luke’s Lamps feature industrial, shop-built styling, like some weirdness out of a Tim Burton movie. We think that’s a good thing. Made with Edison-style bulbs and repurposed industrial materials, they’re truly unique. Lots of different styles, all handmade by an actual human in the good ole USA.
Your lady won’t stand for the Beastie Boys or Hendrix print over the living room fireplace but that’s what the man room is for. Men only. The Rock Paper Photo site offers high-quality, hand-signed photos from the greatest names in modern music history. The Beatles, Led Zep, Rolling Stones, Bob Marley, The Grateful Dead, and so on. These are iconic images taken by the world’s best photographers, the guys who got up close and inside.
If you’re feeling a creeping guilt about the mountain of plastic trash your K-Cup coffee maker is producing, maybe this new drip coffee maker from Bodum is the solution. It’s simple, a high-quality drip machine that features nearly boiling hot water and a stainless steel filter. Full flavor, less plastic trash; genius! Source
Installing a hidden webcam to keep snoopers and lurkers out of your desk or drawers is a little creepy. This tricky little magnetic lock system called the Covert accomplishes the same goal without turning you into a spy. It mounts inside drawers and cabinets and locks and unlocks using a handy little magnetic fob instead of a key. Only you know the lock is there, keeping your stuff safe and secure. Product availability unknown as Covert is still in development.
The Sidebar is a handsome, handmade piece of modern furniture that also happens to be a bar. Designed for Urbancase by Darin Montgomery and Trey Jones, it features a drop-front door and plenty of storage space for your best bottles. Made of walnut.
All this zombie shit just won’t die. Living artist Andre de Freitas has created a new series of art prints featuring the zombified faces of an eclectic group of cartoon celebrities. UnDead Donald Duck, Batman, IronMan, Popeye, etc. Basically, all your dudes.
As soon as your thick, juicy rib-eye sees this thing coming, the job of tenderizing your meat will be half done. An imposing spiked wheel will treat your meat to a beating like it has never known before. The blade stores safely in the handle when not in use. Source
You can’t get much more weatherproof than concrete and steel, and that’s what this ping-pong/dining table is made of. It’s got regulation ping-pong dimensions and is built tough for a lifetime of backyard and table tennis action.
