You might like the 100-calorie bags of Baked Lays and those low-fat Doritos that make your poop orange but over in South Park, the kids know something you don’t. Cartman’s favorite junk-food is Cheesy Poofs, and since Cartman would never eat a baked chip and could also kick Chester Cheetah’s ass, I think you know what kind of cheese puffs you should be eating. Coming soon.
If you want to survive this summer wedding season, you better get your pre-game in order. The Tailgater is a dual-tap backpack drink dispenser. Read that again if you have to. Yeah, drinks from a backpack. Juicing up your crew with 210 ounces of Four Loko or a vodka/Red Bull mix might just turn your friend’s girlfriend’s sister’s wedding into the most memorable night of the summer.
New York’s Craft Coffee is all about bringing you a new brew. Their coffee delivery subscriptions ship fresh, hand-selected artisan coffees to your door every month. Doesn’t this sound better than standing in line at 9AM behind a gaggle of tweenagers all ordering 40-ounce Mochachino-latte-supremes? Thought so.
Don’t let scorekeeping duties at the Beer Pong tourney interfere with your goal of a blackout. The Scorzie will keep your beers and her hard lemonades ice cold, and also keep track of the score. Track points for home and away teams in all games that go up to 21 points.
If the sharp, metallic snap of vodka martini is your preferred poison, you might want to give this absolutely new Absolut blend a shot. Classified as Super-premium, Elyx is a small-batch vodka recipe they’ve been working on for a decade. A restored 1929 copper still from the dusty caverns of Absolut’s HQ in Sweden is responsible for this new vodka’s unique taste, texture, and aroma.
If your chicken is usually cooked by Colonel Sanders, you need to step up your game, bird. F-KFC. And instead of the heart-clog, deep-fry drive-thru, grill your own. Get creative. Don’t just take our word for it, let Grill Master/Author Steven Raichlen show you how to do Thai Grilled Chicken properly.
Maybe the only spice you ever noticed was the Spice Girls. They were pretty hot in the 90s after all. Since then, your taste has hopefully matured, but if your knowledge of spice hasn’t, we found a cheat for you. Montreal’s Purpose Design offers gourmet spice kits for any menu. Their huge array of gourmet BBQ rubs, artisanal salts and seafood spices are delivered to your door packaged in cool, little glass-top containers.
If you want to grill like a real man, take your skirt off and sling this tactical apron around your neck. Made of military-spec cordura in a variety of field-proven camo patterns, this apron is made for serious battle. It’s PALS/MOLLE equipped with webbing allowing you strap-on accessories. It also holds 3 twelve-ounce hand grenades up front for easy access.
There’s only one down side to waking up at noon. To eat breakfast or lunch? The Denver burger splits the difference. It’s a traditional burger topped with Wisconsin cheddar, and topped again, with a Swiss-cheese demi-omelette. Yeah … a burger with an omelet on top. And that’s not all, click below to read the rest of the recipe.
No, this is not a pin-up calendar of your brother’s ex-girlfriends. Pig Of The Month is a club giving you online access to a gourmet butcher shop. Pork ribs of all types, pulled pork, their signature “lipsmacking sauces,” all of this & more comes delivered to your door for three months when you join.