No Glass Allowed In Pool Area. Buzzkill. We’ve found a solution to this annoying rule and it’s not a red plastic cup. It’s actually way better. How about cracking open a frosty can of whiskey? Yes, a can of whiskey. Soon the company will launch vodka, gin and all your favorite spirits—in cans. Imagine the possibilities for poolside cocktails. It’s just incredible isn’t it?
Even with an exotic dish, the actual cooking is the easy part. It’s creating the whole menu and hunting down all the tricky ingredients that’s the pain in the ass. Who has the time? Nobody. Except the gourmet gurus at Destination Dinners. Their recipe kits include all the spices and authentic goodies you need to make things like Korean barbecue or Jamaican jerked chicken. All you have to do is hit the market for the main ingredients.
Who knows less about wine than you? Your friends. So why ask them for recommendations?!? You should try joining the wine club of renowned wine maker, Michael Mondavi, creator of Robert Mondavi wines. In this luxury wine club, you’ll learn about fine wine by drinking bottles selected by Mondavi himself from his international network of private cellars. These are rare and exceptional wines … and they’re delivered.
We’ll presume you’ve already got skills with the grill and we’re gonna take a leap and assume you’ve had your meat rubbed before. Maybe even rubbed your own. Therefore, the only part of this recipe that is truly difficult is not making some crude high school joke about rubbing meat & sounding like a moron.
Don’t think of this as giving up. When you’re lying there in your post-pizza, starch induced coma, think positively. Since it’s frozen, it could’ve also come with ice cream or microwaveable hot wings (oh wait, they make that too). Then they’d have to call it Heart Attack In A Box and you wouldn’t go for that. Would you?
Cooking at home doesn’t mean your dinner has to be healthy. In fact, it doesn’t even have to feel like cooking. When you’re working with boiling oil, it feels more like a science project. Drop anything edible in there and it’s gonna come out tasty. Put on your safety glasses.
Break out the bottle of Ron de Jeremy and get the ladies drinking. Rum is a party drink. You think an old pirate like Ron Jeremy didn’t know that? He was a smooth operator. And now he’s got his own brand of prime Panama rum, aged 7-years. In his line of work, “The Hedgehog” likely had to put back a lot of rum in order to see certain tasks through. Seems like a guy who would know a good one when he tasted it. Right?
Beer candy?! Yes! Perfect for the movies, driving, job interviews - any place where knocking back a brewski would be fun, but might be seen as poorly timed or inappropriate. Just sneak a few beer candies in and get loose, right? Then we learned they don’t give you a buzz. Buzzkill. They do however blend the subtle flavors of craft beers like India pale ales & lagers with caramel & savory chocolate. Not as good as a beer buzz … but delicious in a different way.
Instead of bringing back a duffle bag full of purple clothes from your trip to Argentina’s wine country, the WineSkin will ensure you bring back those gift bottles of vino intact. Designed to protect and seal bottles for transport, the WineSkin works much better than wrapping those luscious bottles of Malbec in your sweaters and crossing your fingers.
Offering to take her out for pizza will score you no points for originality or sophistication. But there’s hope. You can still entice her with the world’s most perfect food, but you’ll have to make it yourself. Chef time. Play your cards right and you might even be making “breakfast pizza.” Now pay attention.