If you’ve seen sexy chef Nadia G’s show Bitchin’ Kitchen, you know she’s hot and you know her cooking is wicked, too. And because you are a simple animal she’d have you eating from her hand. Especially if that hand was holding out a piece of candied bacon.
For a guy like you beer-infused ice cream isn’t exactly a hard sell. Do we really even need to explain that you can get a six-pack of this stuff from Brewer’s Cow that includes 2 pints of Beer Nut Parfait, 2 pints of Black & Tan, and 2 pints of Bavarian Beer Brittle flavor? Well, we told you. Now try to resist.
Beach season is coming soon so you should test out this recipe for Guinness brownies before forcing yourself into pre-summer fat camp. That’s right, we’re pushing Guinness brownies. That would be the world’s best Irish stout blended into both the batter and the icing. Hurry up and bake some.
Tote one of these fold-away, stainless charcoal grills from Esbit and you’ll never have to hang out in some sketchy public park trying to get your fresh grilled burger on when you’re away on a roadtrip. Germany’s Esbit brand has been perfecting mobile cooking since 1936, and it shows in the clean, ultra-portable design of the BBQ-Box.
You run your life with a computer, your phone tells you where to go and when to be there, so why would you leave something as critical as smoking to the prehistoric technology of a pit fire? Masterbuilt’s electric digital smokers will infuse your victuals with the flavor of real woodchip smoke and cook them to perfection. You can control it using the remote from your seat on the couch and take all the credit when the timer tells you it’s done.
How many times have you pulled over to hit up Starbucks for a caffeine injection only to walk in and see a line of losers snaking out the front door? Save yourself this bitter experience while cruising along at freeway speeds. The Handpresso Auto is a high quality portable espresso maker that plugs into your car lighter. It uses ESE coffee pods, and with 16 bar pressure, it pumps out black gold without ever slowing you down.
Okay, so maybe an edible, milk chocolate skull cast from a real human skull is a little creepy. But is it really any more creepy than giving your kid an edible bunny to devour ears-first? Or a yolk-filled chocolate chicken egg? No, it’s actually not. These edible skulls are also available in dark chocolate.
This handmade bar cart is built in New England from select hardwoods like Black Walnut and makes drinking more fun because instead of running back to the kitchen to make another round, you can just roll this bad boy to where ever the crew is congregated and post up. It holds everything you need for extended bouts of mixing, serving, and chilling.
Any food that can be held by the bone and eaten without utensils officially qualifies as man food. With their salty, swiney richness, Pork Chops are at the top of the Man Food Pyramid and when they’re glazed with whisky, and served with a side of corn chowder mac-n-cheese, they create a meal approaching hall of fame status.
You could wrap buffalo chicken in anything—a piece of newspaper if you had to—and it would still be a tasty treat. So you’ll believe us when we tell you that instead of just eating it on pizza, you should also pack it in to your grilled cheese sandwich. Why not?