If all your burgers are handed to you in a paper sack through an opening in a small window, who knows what you’re really eating? Do yourself a favor. Learn how to prepare your own classic American cheeseburger and you’ll never again have to wonder what those burger joint employees might’ve done to your food.
Every party has one over-amped superstar who has to be “that guy.” The Naga Chili-infused vodka is the perfect remedy for silencing the party clown. The heat of peppers is measured using the Scoville scale. A jalapeño comes in at 3500-8000 and this vodka has 100,000. Offer him a shot. The bottle comes with warnings but whether you warn him or not is entirely up to you.
For a guy like you beer-infused ice cream isn’t exactly a hard sell. Do we really even need to explain that you can get a six-pack of this stuff from Brewer’s Cow that includes 2 pints of Beer Nut Parfait, 2 pints of Black & Tan, and 2 pints of Bavarian Beer Brittle flavor? Well, we told you. Now try to resist.
Beach season is coming soon so you should test out this recipe for Guinness brownies before forcing yourself into pre-summer fat camp. That’s right, we’re pushing Guinness brownies. That would be the world’s best Irish stout blended into both the batter and the icing. Hurry up and bake some.
Tote one of these fold-away, stainless charcoal grills from Esbit and you’ll never have to hang out in some sketchy public park trying to get your fresh grilled burger on when you’re away on a roadtrip. Germany’s Esbit brand has been perfecting mobile cooking since 1936, and it shows in the clean, ultra-portable design of the BBQ-Box.
You run your life with a computer, your phone tells you where to go and when to be there, so why would you leave something as critical as smoking to the prehistoric technology of a pit fire? Masterbuilt’s electric digital smokers will infuse your victuals with the flavor of real woodchip smoke and cook them to perfection. You can control it using the remote from your seat on the couch and take all the credit when the timer tells you it’s done.
How many times have you pulled over to hit up Starbucks for a caffeine injection only to walk in and see a line of losers snaking out the front door? Save yourself this bitter experience while cruising along at freeway speeds. The Handpresso Auto is a high quality portable espresso maker that plugs into your car lighter. It uses ESE coffee pods, and with 16 bar pressure, it pumps out black gold without ever slowing you down.
Okay, so maybe an edible, milk chocolate skull cast from a real human skull is a little creepy. But is it really any more creepy than giving your kid an edible bunny to devour ears-first? Or a yolk-filled chocolate chicken egg? No, it’s actually not. These edible skulls are also available in dark chocolate.
This handmade bar cart is built in New England from select hardwoods like Black Walnut and makes drinking more fun because instead of running back to the kitchen to make another round, you can just roll this bad boy to where ever the crew is congregated and post up. It holds everything you need for extended bouts of mixing, serving, and chilling.