It’s pretty simple. Women love chocolate and men love sex. Raw and organic, the Aphrodisia bar from Gnosis Chocolate is designed to meet both of your needs. Boasting sensuality-enhancement from ancient ingredients like maca, damiana, yohimbe & dong quai – this is one “marital aid” you might actually convince her to try out.
The Jerk was a great movie – but Pizza In A Cup was an idea that just didn’t work. Boxed Water, on the contrary, makes almost too much sense. The carton is made of recycled paper. Shipping the cartons flat to the water supplier is way greener and unlike a plastic bottle, the used carton goes easily back into the recycling stream. On top of that, 20-percent of Boxed Water profits go back into supporting water and forestry foundations.
How often does your 160th birthday come around? Usually never. Unless you’re as important a fellow as the legendary Jack Daniels. Instead of 160 candles, Old No.7 is being released in a striking, special-edition black bottle. Guess that makes this a Jack Daniels’ blackout. Ever had one of those before? Well, now you can again.
This is not weed-infused beer…nor is it a booze-laced hemp soda. It’s simply a “relaxing” natural soda using passionflower extract & kava to make you feel peaceful. Since that’s actually a little boring…the marketing of it’s “euphoric” effects and the tongue-in-cheek Mary Jane name should help get kids interested…even big kids like you.
Alcohol infused whipped cream – it was only a matter of time. But now that you think of it, what took so long? All those Spring Break Jell-O shots and aprés-ski Irish Coffees were just one form of booze. Finally, you can step it up. With 6 flavors – raspberry, cherry, vanilla, chocolate, caramel & orange – mixing drinks is about to get a lot more fun, especially at 30-proof. Whip it good…indeed.
Almost everything you need for a party – just add beer. Preferably, pints of Guinness. This classic game collection includes all the best British pub games: dominoes, cards, cribbage, poker & regular dice and all the pieces for Rummy, Draughts, even Nine Mens Morris.
Are you ready to join Burger King’s royal court? Ok then, you have to pass the initiation. First, go to the exclusive new Whopper Bar in Manhattan, where the menu features new gourmet variations on classic BK burgers. Next, you have to eat the New York Pizza Burger. Its man vs. food. This massive slab consists of four Whopper patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce & a Tuscan pesto sauce. If you’re still standing after that, you’re in!
You have the right to refuse service to anyone, for any reason and now you can back it up. Open beer in a bottle or can and in the event of extreme provocation, you could probably open up someone’s forehead. We’re not endorsing improper use of the Drinique Knuckle Bottle Opener, just saying.
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But can it accommodate all of your meat? The answer is yes. Really though, Weber’s Q Grill is more than just a good thing in a small package – you can relate, right? It’s a portable gas grill with a full 280 square-inch grilling surface. Electronic ignition, built-in thermometer & other features of a full-size grill – it’s way easier to deal with when its time to tailgate.