If you’re itching for crabs, these gourmet crab cake sliders will quell your craving. Slather on some homemade tartar sauce and watch them disappear.
For regular season games, regular old, run-of-the-mill nachos are fine. But for the Superbowl, your nachos should be super, too. Whether your team wins or loses, this recipe, that adds spicy chorizo sausage to the mix will get the extra points on game day.
The day after you dust off the Crockpot to create this masterpiece you’ll have to cordon off the bathroom with crime scene tape but hey, a man cannot live on just beer & cheese. We also need pork, don’t we?
If you want to dance with the green fairy, these custom absinthe samplers allow you to test the world’s best varieties. From herbaceous Swiss vertes to Marilyn Manson’s own potent blend, you can build your own sampler set and drift off into oblivion.
If you’re going to take that leap and wear “accessories” at least choose functional ones. Unlike assless chaps, this grenade-shaped beer opener/multi-tool/keychain will look sharp hanging from your belt and it has ¼” & 7/16” hex wrenches plus several ways to pop your brews.
Carabiners are usually used for rockclimbing and mountaineering but since nobody does that, Anso knifemakers created a Titanium ’biner that people might actually use. It is not designed for climbing or safety but it does open beers.
Tipsy is a term used by people who have had too much to drink but don’t want to admit it. This tequila buffet, which features a wooden serving board with cutouts for your bottle, shot glasses, salt bowls and everything else you need to rip shots, will keep your entire tequila service in place when you get into tipsy territory.
Normally we wouldn’t advocate putting your balls in somebody’s drink, but these balls are different. They’re stainless steel and made to cool your cocktail without diluting it. And jokes aside, a portion of the proceeds from the sale of Balls Of Steel goes to testicular cancer research.
She won’t be bummed when she gets a hall pass on game day while you hang out swilling beers with the boys. And you guys won’t be bummed either if Pop-Up Pantry delivers this ready-made Game Day Feast for 8 by kickoff time. Tackle stuff like beef chili, turkey meatloaf sliders, bacon-pecan pie & various other manly menu items.