If you want to dance with the green fairy, these custom absinthe samplers allow you to test the world’s best varieties. From herbaceous Swiss vertes to Marilyn Manson’s own potent blend, you can build your own sampler set and drift off into oblivion.
If you’re going to take that leap and wear “accessories” at least choose functional ones. Unlike assless chaps, this grenade-shaped beer opener/multi-tool/keychain will look sharp hanging from your belt and it has ¼” & 7/16” hex wrenches plus several ways to pop your brews.
Carabiners are usually used for rockclimbing and mountaineering but since nobody does that, Anso knifemakers created a Titanium ’biner that people might actually use. It is not designed for climbing or safety but it does open beers.
Tipsy is a term used by people who have had too much to drink but don’t want to admit it. This tequila buffet, which features a wooden serving board with cutouts for your bottle, shot glasses, salt bowls and everything else you need to rip shots, will keep your entire tequila service in place when you get into tipsy territory.
Normally we wouldn’t advocate putting your balls in somebody’s drink, but these balls are different. They’re stainless steel and made to cool your cocktail without diluting it. And jokes aside, a portion of the proceeds from the sale of Balls Of Steel goes to testicular cancer research.
She won’t be bummed when she gets a hall pass on game day while you hang out swilling beers with the boys. And you guys won’t be bummed either if Pop-Up Pantry delivers this ready-made Game Day Feast for 8 by kickoff time. Tackle stuff like beef chili, turkey meatloaf sliders, bacon-pecan pie & various other manly menu items.
If Game Of Thrones was a reality show, this HBO-branded beer would more likely be an ancient Mead served at room-temperature with sketchy floaters in it. But since the show is pure fantasy, Game Of Thrones beer is Brewery Ommegang’s Belgian blonde ale. Available nationwide March 2013.
The adult treats we like most usually cause impairment of some kind. But unless you think a little Cajun spice might mess you up, you can eat these Tabasco-flavored jelly beans and still drive yourself home.