Some things are just meant to go together. Tender Kobe beef and rich Cabernet wine is a culinary match made in heaven. Now you devoted foodies can join an exclusive club that offers both. Treat your palate to bold Cabernets from Signorello Estates, a boutique Napa Valley vineyard and succulent American-style Kobe beef from Idaho’s Snake River Farms. This gourmet Kobe & Cabernet combo will be shipped overnight right to your door.
Whether you’re a bachelor on a steady diet of takeout or a healthy husband who eats all the veggies the wife slides your way, you should know about Tony’s. If you’ll eat anything as long as it’s spicy, this classic mix of Creole/Cajun spice will put a snap in your carrots and anything else that comes across your dinner table: chicken, fish, soup, whatever. Spice it up.
Seminal New York punk pioneers The Ramones had a patented recipe for their songs: A 3-chord riff with a 4/4 beat. And this simple recipe has had fans eating up their records for over 30 years. But because there’s no punk-rock pension, drummer Marky Ramone is now working on another recipe. This one is called Brooklyn’s Own pasta sauce.
Yogurt & granola versus applewood smoked bacon. Who do you think wins the breakfast battle? Yeah … the smell of bacon frying in the pan is enough to make even a militant vegan weak in the knees. It just smells so good. So make some space on your cholesterol counter, because getting gourmet bacon-of-the-month delivered to your door is going to make your morning sizzle.
British cuisine is an oxymoron. Maybe that’s why Queen Elizabeth II has given this classic Louisiana hot sauce her royal seal of approval. If you had to eat stuff like Bubble & Squeak, Toad-In-The-Hole, Wet Nelly & Spotted Dick, you’d be looking for something to set your mouth on fire, too.
Tired of treats? How about a trick? Get those annoying neighbor’s kids out of your house and out of your hair. Try this. Squirt a little cherry fake blood sauce on half of this gummy brain, walk into the den where they’re playing video games and take a big bite. Make sure to let some blood drip on to one of them. Looking demented will help, too.
It’s pretty simple. Women love chocolate and men love sex. Raw and organic, the Aphrodisia bar from Gnosis Chocolate is designed to meet both of your needs. Boasting sensuality-enhancement from ancient ingredients like maca, damiana, yohimbe & dong quai – this is one “marital aid” you might actually convince her to try out.
Are you ready to join Burger King’s royal court? Ok then, you have to pass the initiation. First, go to the exclusive new Whopper Bar in Manhattan, where the menu features new gourmet variations on classic BK burgers. Next, you have to eat the New York Pizza Burger. Its man vs. food. This massive slab consists of four Whopper patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce & a Tuscan pesto sauce. If you’re still standing after that, you’re in!
If you’ve ever driven up the coast of Maine in the summer, you’ll be stoked to know you can now get the wicked-awesome taste of a fresh Maine lobstah roll without ever having to sit in traffic “down Maine.” Hancock’s classic creation made Oprah’s O-list even though they only use “a touch” of mayo. Get a refrigerated box of these bad boys mailed straight to your door & you’ll be like, “Ayuh—that’s good lobstah!” or at least wish you had a Maine accent.
You don’t use fluorescent yellow mustard in the squeeze bottle – so why would you still use K-Mart ketchup? Upgrade to Sir Kensington all-natural Ketchup and get less sugar, less sodium & a taste a bit more gourmet than game-day. The 11-ounce jar is also available in a “spicy” variety.
