Beer candy?! Yes! Perfect for the movies, driving, job interviews - any place where knocking back a brewski would be fun, but might be seen as poorly timed or inappropriate. Just sneak a few beer candies in and get loose, right? Then we learned they don’t give you a buzz. Buzzkill. They do however blend the subtle flavors of craft beers like India pale ales & lagers with caramel & savory chocolate. Not as good as a beer buzz … but delicious in a different way.
Offering to take her out for pizza will score you no points for originality or sophistication. But there’s hope. You can still entice her with the world’s most perfect food, but you’ll have to make it yourself. Chef time. Play your cards right and you might even be making “breakfast pizza.” Now pay attention.
Done properly, there is nothing green, leafy or particularly healthy about a Sloppy Joe. It’s all about meat and bread – and of course, the spicy sauce that glues it all together. When you’re looking down at a plate of Sloppy Joes, you know you’re filling up. But if you’re making them for your date, maybe a little side salad is a good idea.
Some things are just meant to go together. Tender Kobe beef and rich Cabernet wine is a culinary match made in heaven. Now you devoted foodies can join an exclusive club that offers both. Treat your palate to bold Cabernets from Signorello Estates, a boutique Napa Valley vineyard and succulent American-style Kobe beef from Idaho’s Snake River Farms. This gourmet Kobe & Cabernet combo will be shipped overnight right to your door.
Whether you’re a bachelor on a steady diet of takeout or a healthy husband who eats all the veggies the wife slides your way, you should know about Tony’s. If you’ll eat anything as long as it’s spicy, this classic mix of Creole/Cajun spice will put a snap in your carrots and anything else that comes across your dinner table: chicken, fish, soup, whatever. Spice it up.
Seminal New York punk pioneers The Ramones had a patented recipe for their songs: A 3-chord riff with a 4/4 beat. And this simple recipe has had fans eating up their records for over 30 years. But because there’s no punk-rock pension, drummer Marky Ramone is now working on another recipe. This one is called Brooklyn’s Own pasta sauce.
Yogurt & granola versus applewood smoked bacon. Who do you think wins the breakfast battle? Yeah … the smell of bacon frying in the pan is enough to make even a militant vegan weak in the knees. It just smells so good. So make some space on your cholesterol counter, because getting gourmet bacon-of-the-month delivered to your door is going to make your morning sizzle.
British cuisine is an oxymoron. Maybe that’s why Queen Elizabeth II has given this classic Louisiana hot sauce her royal seal of approval. If you had to eat stuff like Bubble & Squeak, Toad-In-The-Hole, Wet Nelly & Spotted Dick, you’d be looking for something to set your mouth on fire, too.
Tired of treats? How about a trick? Get those annoying neighbor’s kids out of your house and out of your hair. Try this. Squirt a little cherry fake blood sauce on half of this gummy brain, walk into the den where they’re playing video games and take a big bite. Make sure to let some blood drip on to one of them. Looking demented will help, too.
It’s pretty simple. Women love chocolate and men love sex. Raw and organic, the Aphrodisia bar from Gnosis Chocolate is designed to meet both of your needs. Boasting sensuality-enhancement from ancient ingredients like maca, damiana, yohimbe & dong quai – this is one “marital aid” you might actually convince her to try out.
