Judgmental types might think that having a collapsible stainless steel shot glass on your keychain is a sign of a little drinking problem. But they’re wrong. The people who are hitting it off the bottle like pirates are the ones with the problem. You’re what is called a professional. (source)
It’s a sad fact that bartenders kinda-sorta need a weapon handy when they’re on the job. Booze plus humans always equals drama, right? For some barkeeps it’s a baseball bat by the sink, for others, a 12-gauge. These artsy bottle openers made from real railroad spikes would also be a great go-to when the shit hits the fan at last call. If you drink at the bars on the other side of the tracks, you understand what we’re saying here.
If you want to survive this summer wedding season, you better get your pre-game in order. The Tailgater is a dual-tap backpack drink dispenser. Read that again if you have to. Yeah, drinks from a backpack. Juicing up your crew with 210 ounces of Four Loko or a vodka/Red Bull mix might just turn your friend’s girlfriend’s sister’s wedding into the most memorable night of the summer.
Maybe now is the time to grant your inner frat boy just one last wish. Call it atonement to the Gods Of Beer. I mean, you’ve played it pretty safe. Good job, normal haircut. Look at this thing. All stainless like a Delorean, pressurized tap. It’s on wheels, man. The thing carries a keg. Grow a set and roll one of these into your life.
Every bottle of booze, wine or spirits you buy should come with a cap. If for some reason it doesn’t or you lost it, you can use this rooster-shaped one. It’s red, it’s elegant, but its name is really all that matters. It’s called the Cock Blocker. The name alone is worth the eight bucks. Isn’t it?
A little Kahlua & milk in the mustache is one thing, but the Dude would not be down for Sombrero rings on the table or spills on the rug. Definitely not the rug. If you want to keep the whole living room tied together, get a stack of letter-press Lebowski paper coasters. No mess, no stress.
Here’s a solid way to chill your shots. Pop these soapstone shot glasses in the freezer for a bit and they’ll be ready when the guests arrive. Milled in Perkinsville, Vermont at the nation’s oldest soapstone workshop, they come in sets of four each holding 2 ounces of your favorite spirit.
One for the road? How about wine for the road? This handmade bike wine rack is constructed with vegetable-tanned leather and brass fasteners for a retro-Euro look that goes great with an afternoon wine buzz. Proudly made in Montreal and adjustable to fit 3 sizes of bottles.
With all your spare time, are you really going to squeeze in becoming a craft brewer? Doubtful. Like every guy who’s ever brewed homemade beer, you just want to crack a few with your buddies. Do it then. Buy this remote control beer making system and when the green light turns on, it’s time to drink. Okay, there’s a bit more to it than that, but not much.
Isn’t it cute? Use this darling little corkscrew to open your reds, your whites, even your pinks (admit it). Just remember, if you mix and match, you’ll wake up the next morning feeling like you got sucker-punched with the business end of these Bourgeois Brass Knuckles.