Heads up to all you little guys in the lifted trucks—here’s a gigantic, oversized cocktail shaker that offers a similar level of compensatory largeness for when you’re not behind the wheel. Talk about a big happy hour, this 110-oz. stainless steel shaker will make margaritas for 10 all at once.
If you still haven’t figured out how to pop the top off a beer with pretty much any given object in the room, car, campsite, toolbox, furniture, etc., you should watch a few videos on Youtube & practice so you can finally earn your Man Badge. Or just go ahead and buy this slim little wallet that’ll carry your cards, cash, & also packs a stealth bottle opener.
It’s fun to drain a growler of your favorite craft brew in one sitting but on the off chance that you want to save some for tomorrow, Drink Tank’s stainless steel vacuum-insulated growler bottles will keep your beer cold, carbonated, & fresh for up to 24 hours. The Keg Tap Cap lets you tap it like a real keg you can take anywhere.
Normally flasks are designed to be stashed in a pocket or jammed in your boot for stealth boozing. Not this one. Handmade of gleaming 100% solid copper in the USA, it’s the kind of thing you’ll want to show off, so be prepared to share your whiskey.
Machined from heat-treated billet aluminum, the 1.5 oz. Muzzleshot is a shot glass designed to look like the Flash Hider on an M16 rifle. If you’ve had the experience of carrying one of these weapons into combat, you deserve a drink. Probably several. So here’s to you.
Oakley has a tendency to do things Over The Top, & they’re doing it again by teaming up with The Macallan Whisky to create something truly next-level: “The Flask,” is the most advanced flask ever made. It features a laser welded food-grade stainless vessel wrapped in carbon fiber composite with an indestructible outer housing in black anodized 5-axis machined aerospace grade aluminum.
As far as we’re concerned, a great IPA can be served in a lucky ski boot if need be, but for those who prefer to enjoy a fine pale from the proper vessel, here it is. Riedel enlisted the knowledge of master IPA brewers Sam Caligione of Dogfish Head & Sierra Nevada’s Ken Grossman to help them create this IPA-specific glass. Source
If you’re going to take that leap and wear “accessories” at least choose functional ones. Unlike assless chaps, this grenade-shaped beer opener/multi-tool/keychain will look sharp hanging from your belt and it has ¼” & 7/16” hex wrenches plus several ways to pop your brews.
Carabiners are usually used for rockclimbing and mountaineering but since nobody does that, Anso knifemakers created a Titanium ’biner that people might actually use. It is not designed for climbing or safety but it does open beers.
Tipsy is a term used by people who have had too much to drink but don’t want to admit it. This tequila buffet, which features a wooden serving board with cutouts for your bottle, shot glasses, salt bowls and everything else you need to rip shots, will keep your entire tequila service in place when you get into tipsy territory.