New Hampshire is known as the Granite State and the motto is Live Free Or Die. And up there they put state liquor stores on the sides of the freeway. True story. This stone drink dispenser, handmade in the Granite State combines everything N.H. is famous for: Yankee ingenuity, drinking and granite rocks, known to hikers there as “babyheads.” This babyhead holds a bottle of booze and dispenses it through a stainless steel tap with a stone handle. And like the state’s locals, each and every one is unique.
Compared to these custom coaster sets by beverage badass Baxter, the ones on your table suck. He makes heaps of different designs, all of them encased in glass with copper edges for long life and enduring beauty. They’ve also got rubber bumpers on the bottom for drink after drink after drink of scratch-free boozery.
When you pull a switchblade on someone standing there innocently holding an unopened beer, they’re bound to think you’re sticking them up. But with this thing, you’ll only be opening their beer, not their belly. They’ll be relieved and maybe offer you a brew, too.
A leather six-pack carrier is more practical than you’d think. Okay, it’s really not but it looks cool. Kinda like bondage gear for your beer.
Carved and sculpted entirely from pink Himalayan salt, this set of shot glasses with matching serving tray will add the perfect snap of saltiness to your favorite tequila.
It’s a bar in a briefcase so why call it the “Football”? Glad you asked. It’s named after the “nuclear decision making tool” built for the President after the Cuban Missile Crisis as part of Operation Dropkick. JFK nicknamed it the football. The name stuck. True story.
It’s that magical time of the year when having a beer opener in your back pocket is essential. This one is Proudly manufactured in the U.S.A. from thick heat-treated, high-grade stainless steel. No bottle stands a chance against this thing. Bring on the holiday parties!
Nothing screams amateur like pouring a highball into a rocks glass. If you’re still trying to visualize that last sentence, you might want this set of 17 bar glasses. Equip yourself, study up and you’ll soon be pouring proper.
If you’re a drinker and a gambler, you’ll feel like the luckiest guy alive every time you draw this card. Beer opener, stainless steel, wallet size, winning.
This flat, compact titanium pocket tool from Denmark’s Ansø knife brand opens beers. It also has a few more functions and does a bunch of other stuff but who gives a shit? We repeat, it opens beers.