While we’re fine with passing the 12-pack box around the circle until it’s empty, she’d probably prefer you deliver your guests their next round with this handy 3-foot-long multi-drink carrier. Meter Of Beer makes a few different racks, one for beers, shots, samplers, and pints.
Milwaukee Tools makes a cordless reciprocating saw that can cut through 4 inches of cement so you better believe they can build a better beer opener. This ergonomic design will pop your tops and it also features a set of wire strippers in case you need those.
People have found all sorts of interesting alternative uses for old 8-bit Nintendo cartridges but this beats them all: A flask. Yes, the thirsty dudes at Ink Whiskey are converting cartridges into flasks. 5 different games to chose from. Pick your poison. Coming soon.
What good is a filling a whole growler if it gets lukewarm before you’re half done? It’s not. But this threadless insulated growler from Miir is good. Because not only will it keep your beer cold, but for every purchase Miir gives back, providing clean drinking water for one person. They even give you a bracelet to track the donation.
Heineken drinkers are like PC users. They’re loyal to what they like & won’t switch no matter what everyone else is into. You guys will love this new home tap system from Heineken, Krups, & important designer dude Marc Newson. Load up the pressurized, refrigerated tap unit with a metal “Torp” canister of Heinie and enjoy a fresh, cold one anytime.
If you’ve been sporting perma-wood since the release of the 2nd generation Nest learning thermostat, this new smart device will probably send you into convulsions. Monsieur is a robotic bartender that will learn to make thousands of drinks and pour them with the press of a button. The touchscreen even lets you turn it up to “boss” level for a heavier pour.
A can of warm beer can be turned into an ice-cold thirst quencher by spinning the can in ice for a few. Humans have known this trick since the Roman Empire but it took two beer-swilling buds to invent this little rig that mounts to your cordless drill, does the spinning for you & pops out a cold one in 30 seconds. Sorta gives new meaning to the phrase “spin one up.”
You can say, “Yup, made that myself” when the boys are patting you on the back for your latest batch of homebrew. They never need to know that you did nothing but buy an expensive machine that automatically brews beer while you pretend to monitor the process through an app on your iPhone. Brewbot does everything but you get all the credit. Congratulations, you’re a craft brewer now.
There’s only one thing more dangerous than texting & driving: having ice-cold Jäger shots on tap, at home. So try to take it easy. The Shotmeister is a sleek, bar-style tap machine that holds a 1-liter bottle & uses advanced cooling technology to pour shots chilled to below-zero temps.
When one of your bros can’t open a beer with the edge of his iPhone or any random handheld object found anywhere, it’s a little sad. But when even a twist-off requires a special tool, you’re getting into secondhand embarrassment territory. That said, handing him this 2.5-pound stainless steel bottle opener will make you both feel better.