Seems like there’s an explosive joke about dropping this in the locker room that should fit, but we couldn’t quite work it out. Anyway…these goat-milk soaps are as close to the bomb as you can get. StinkyBomb’s unique soap is cast in the mold of an original WWII grenade. A serious weapon to fight the war on dirt. Blows away your ordinary bar of soap. Okay, we’ll stop now.
An ancient Egyptian proverb states, “The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” Omitted was the wiser, “…and the body of a perfectly hygienic man is washed in it.” The Beer Soap Company features 100 different bars each crafted from a different brew. Now why the hell couldn’t mom have used this when washing our mouths out?
A time ago, George Washington (our 1st prez for you history buffs) splashed some Caswell-Massey #6 cologne on his man-hide and reeled in – Martha. Cherish the great moments of presidential female baiting with this homage – Number Six, Washington; Almond Cold Cream, Eisenhower & Jockey Club, the choice of the man himself, JFK.
Wash your hands & make momma proud. Uncle Earl’s Soap dissolves dirt, grease and any other hobbyist grim, while coating the skin with a protective layer. Made from all natural ingredients – one bar outlasts a gallon of liquid or the life of your latest endeavor – whichever comes first.
Made in London, Molton Brown is a grooming staple. The Men’s Traveller is an essential kit containing five travel-sized products in a clear airport security bag. Facial wash, shaving cream, after shave balm, eye treatment and lotion – no excuses for not keeping up your look.
Powerfully masculine products with a hint of Old Hollywood. PGS is a Portland-based company crafting personal care products by hand, in small batches, using basic & natural ingredients. The Cigar Box Sampler contains 1 ounce of aftershave splash, shaving jelly, soap, ultra-thick body creme, aftershave balm and two eau de toilette samples.
Most can’t afford to soak in a tub full of absinthe to numb the mind after a bad week. Archie McPhee’s Absinthe Soap provides a wallet-friendly alternative to aromatize your skin. But beware, the green fairy wants your soul.
Soap to clean you and the planet. There are an estimated 100 million landmines littering the earth. 25% of every Cleanup Soap sale goes to the removal of mines and assistance of victims – bringing new meaning to the word clean.
What would Tyler Durden do? Well, he’d surely get a laugh out of Dirty Soap. This 4.5-ounce brick is 100% vegan. Human and animal fat were left out of each peppermint scented bar. Add the Fight Club logo and repeat after me, “I am Jack’s personal hygiene.”
