If you view even the simple, hygienic act of grooming as a potential threat to your manhood, we found the soap for you. It’s a rough cut brick made in a soap factory that produced soap for soldiers in the Korean War. Is that manly enough for you? If you’re still nervous you can order the optional rope handle.
Here’s how simple guys are: call a product “Manly” and suddenly it looks better than any of its rivals. Maine-based natural soap maker Rocky Top knew exactly how to tap into that fear of fruitiness that pervades the male mind when shopping for grooming products.
Even if it takes a couple extra shots of espresso in your morning Joe to bring your tired ass to life, this face wash will at least wake up your face. Peppermint, ginseng, and menthol act like a good ol’ fashioned backhand from your mom, which you deserve. Now wake up!
Market research has revealed Americans are suckers for any product named after animals. This fact may or may not have anything to do with the naming of Bulldog Mens Skincare. They make natural grooming products of all types from manly moisturizers to fair-trade shave gels. If you’re trying to avoid those deep bull dog wrinkles, they even make an anti-aging cream. This stuff is definitely not tested on animals and their website gives a breakdown of every ingredient.
By the time you’ve read this sentence, you will be older, your skin a few seconds farther into wrinkledom. And unlike women, most men only think about skin care and worry over crow’s feet when it’s too late. Better get to work, fellas! Gessato makes luxury skin care products just for men, meaning they are simple, effective formulations that take into consideration our complete lack of understanding about such things.
Seems like there’s an explosive joke about dropping this in the locker room that should fit, but we couldn’t quite work it out. Anyway…these goat-milk soaps are as close to the bomb as you can get. StinkyBomb’s unique soap is cast in the mold of an original WWII grenade. A serious weapon to fight the war on dirt. Blows away your ordinary bar of soap. Okay, we’ll stop now.
An ancient Egyptian proverb states, “The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” Omitted was the wiser, “…and the body of a perfectly hygienic man is washed in it.” The Beer Soap Company features 100 different bars each crafted from a different brew. Now why the hell couldn’t mom have used this when washing our mouths out?
A time ago, George Washington (our 1st prez for you history buffs) splashed some Caswell-Massey #6 cologne on his man-hide and reeled in – Martha. Cherish the great moments of presidential female baiting with this homage – Number Six, Washington; Almond Cold Cream, Eisenhower & Jockey Club, the choice of the man himself, JFK.
Wash your hands & make momma proud. Uncle Earl’s Soap dissolves dirt, grease and any other hobbyist grim, while coating the skin with a protective layer. Made from all natural ingredients – one bar outlasts a gallon of liquid or the life of your latest endeavor – whichever comes first.
