Bright green gel and a vibrating 5-blade razor? How far we have fallen, gentlemen. Grow back some of your manhood with a real man’s shave. Texas-based Dirty Deeds Soaps makes classic shave kits that include natural beer-soap lather, boar bristle brushes, and other shaving essentials all packaged in up-cycled wooden cigar boxes.
Not 4 blades, not 3. Amazingly, just one. This compact little razor has been working miracles on scruffy travelers since 1931, so it should do the trick for you. Made of chrome-plated nickel & brass, it disassembles into 3 pieces and fits snugly into its own little leather carrying case. Look sharp.
In the days when a real shave meant a trip to the barbershop and offering your neck up to the straight-edge razor, Bay Rum is the stuff they slapped you across the face with afterwards. Sure, it helped stop the bleeding a bit but, more importantly it soothed and cooled a freshly shorn face. If you’re a man who appreciates that zesty snap in an aftershave, rejoice, this old stuff is still available in its original formula. Slap yourself with it.
There is definitely an art to shaving with a straight razor. But, in the case of this razor from Black Sheep & Prodigal Sons, the tool itself is the work of art. With a handle made of prehistoric woolly mammoth bone, these made-to-order straight razors also feature a miniature photograph, which is seen through a Stanhope lens built into the sheath. Hopefully all these artistic features don’t distract you from the task of shaving yourself without cutting your own throat.
Second only to toilet paper, there is no bigger waste of money than buying razorblades. Use one once, throw it in the trash. At twenty bucks for five blades…that’s…well, you do the math. Or…re-use a blade & hamburger your face off. Those are the options even with the best, most expensive and futuristic blades you can find. But now there’s a solution. Get 150 shaves out of one blade with the Razorpit.
We all want a closer shave, but who has the cojones to take a straight razor to their own face? Enter Bigelow Chemists, a traditional apothecary specializing in fine toiletries. Their Premium Shave Cream is a traditional Italian formula that will tame your stubble and leave you feeling fresh (the Eucalyptus oil) without ever risking a nick that could land you in the hospital.
A true man’s “beauty arsenal” is a bar of Ivory and a can of shaving cream. Who needs products? Take it from the ladies who run 3 Fl. Oz…we do. Keep the skin smooth, the grease at bay & razor burn tamed with travel-size versions of top-rated grooming staples. They’ve taken the legwork out of the process – all you have to do is trust…and try.
Have you ever wanted to rock a handlebar ‘stache without a clue where to begin? Here’s the solution. Tame stray hairs or sculpt mustaches, beards & goatees with Madame Scodioli’s Whisker Wax. Now go on… and make Rollie Fingers proud.
The 4 Elements of The Perfect Shave – pre-shave oil, shaving cream, after-shave balm, and a Pure Badger shaving brush. Finally, skin nirvana is achievable! Throw in an elegant, hand crafted blade and your razor burn will be reserved for the guy using a disposable.
Don’t let your neck look like Luca Brazi’s after the Tattaglia family got hold of it in The Godfather. After you shave, lather on some Kyoku Razor Repair Balm and watch it work on those in-grown hairs and razor nicks. This after-shave’s witch hazel, aloe chamomile, essential oils from Asian herbs, and exclusive anti-bump shield will naturally smooth out your skin, while preparing it for your next shave or encounter with Bruno Tattaglia.