After dousing your dinner with Sriracha Rooster Sauce, your lips will be sizzling for a good half-hour. If you don’t want that prickly sensation to go away, either hit the sauce straight from the green tip or apply some of this Rooster lip balm and let it burn.

Sometimes the whole “collabo” thing gets a little weird. We’re not saying that’s the case with this Baxter of California x PORTER Japan limited edition grooming kit. Not at all. This travel-friendly kit includes high-quality German-made tweezers, a nail clipper, and a glass nail file. Nothing weird about that.

Dental floss bikini, yes. Actual dental floss, well… We can all agree that the act of flossing kinda just sucks in general, so the Philips Sonicare AirFloss is going to be a big one this Christmas. Rather than shredding your gums with waxed wire, this thing “dislodges interdental plaque and bacteria with rapid bursts of air and water.”

You’re not scared to spend a whole Saturday shining up your rims so why not put the same care into the upkeep of your grill? Philips’ latest electronic toothbrush will work wonders on your pearly whites in just a minute or two. Plus, it recharges wirelessly in the high-tech rinsing glass via induction or by USB plug-in for travel.

Well, this took awhile. We’ve all been clipping our nails with the same drug store cheapo clipper since the Spanish American War. And finally, U.S.-made Khlip has totally updated and redesigned the nail clipper. It’s made of surgical stainless with a new blade and lever configuration. Clipping is easier and your nails won’t go flying off through the air, so you could say it’s less gross, too.

Start the New Year off with a kick! Put some kung fu in your coitus with these luxuriously sheer condoms from “OOO” Boutique. You’ll both enjoy the unique package guaranteed to stimulate conversation, while the FDA approval puts your mind at ease knowing your weaponry is protected.

Nobody ever wants to rush for the med kit. But it’s a lot worse to go hunting for it, while a geyser of blood is shooting out of your fingertip. Mount this OSHA-approved unit on the wall and the big red cross will remind you where to run when something gross happens. Trauma pads, bandages, gloves, antiseptic – check.

Ladies love skiers, surfers & mountainmen. They dig all kinds of outdoorsy jocks…but they draw the line at crispy lips. If you play outside in the sun, wind and water – you’ve gotta protect. With SPF 15, beeswax and coconut oil, Chapfix does the trick. The package is also very manly…going well with stubble.

In the US, 50 million lbs of plastic are disposed of each year from discarded toothbrushes. This waste won’t break down in our lifetime. Nor within the lifetime of our children. Imagine that on a global scale. A Bamboo Toothbrush is a simple solution – 100% biodegradable, environmentally sustainable and non polluting.  You can help the earth & your wallet – a 12-pack is available for $33.