Second only to toilet paper, there is no bigger waste of money than buying razorblades. Use one once, throw it in the trash. At twenty bucks for five blades…that’s…well, you do the math. Or…re-use a blade & hamburger your face off. Those are the options even with the best, most expensive and futuristic blades you can find. But now there’s a solution. Get 150 shaves out of one blade with the Razorpit.
We all want a closer shave, but who has the cojones to take a straight razor to their own face? Enter Bigelow Chemists, a traditional apothecary specializing in fine toiletries. Their Premium Shave Cream is a traditional Italian formula that will tame your stubble and leave you feeling fresh (the Eucalyptus oil) without ever risking a nick that could land you in the hospital.
It looks alarmingly like a real, police-issue .38 revolver – but have no fear, it’s just a Gun Soap – so safe, it even made the Today Show. This novelty soap is vegan friendly, scented with Black Tea & comes in gift packs of three. It makes a great joke gift for just about everyone on your list – but don’t even try to mail this to your brother in the State Pen.
Are you a germophobe? Well, you would be if you could see what’s crawling around on your toothbrush. The Violight Sanitizer gives you one less dreadful thought to ponder by eliminating invisible bacteria from your toothbrush. Using germicidal UV light, this handy travel unit – powered by AA batteries – kills all yuckies in just 6 minutes. Great for hotels, health clubs and travel – where germs are grossest, because they’re from strangers.
Christopher Brosius has been called one of the most innovative perfumers of the 21st century. Yet, like most of us, he hates perfume. Instead of fruity mall store concoctions, CB’s scents smell good and honest. Simple. Nobody with taste wants to smell like some Guido-gone-clubbing. We want something manly. Scents like North Atlantic or Burnt Wood, odors subtly accentuating our hygiene…not masking our lack of it.
Seems like there’s an explosive joke about dropping this in the locker room that should fit, but we couldn’t quite work it out. Anyway…these goat-milk soaps are as close to the bomb as you can get. StinkyBomb’s unique soap is cast in the mold of an original WWII grenade. A serious weapon to fight the war on dirt. Blows away your ordinary bar of soap. Okay, we’ll stop now.
A true man’s “beauty arsenal” is a bar of Ivory and a can of shaving cream. Who needs products? Take it from the ladies who run 3 Fl. Oz…we do. Keep the skin smooth, the grease at bay & razor burn tamed with travel-size versions of top-rated grooming staples. They’ve taken the legwork out of the process – all you have to do is trust…and try.
An ancient Egyptian proverb states, “The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” Omitted was the wiser, “…and the body of a perfectly hygienic man is washed in it.” The Beer Soap Company features 100 different bars each crafted from a different brew. Now why the hell couldn’t mom have used this when washing our mouths out?
Have you ever wanted to rock a handlebar ‘stache without a clue where to begin? Here’s the solution. Tame stray hairs or sculpt mustaches, beards & goatees with Madame Scodioli’s Whisker Wax. Now go on… and make Rollie Fingers proud.
A time ago, George Washington (our 1st prez for you history buffs) splashed some Caswell-Massey #6 cologne on his man-hide and reeled in – Martha. Cherish the great moments of presidential female baiting with this homage – Number Six, Washington; Almond Cold Cream, Eisenhower & Jockey Club, the choice of the man himself, JFK.
