Well, this took awhile. We’ve all been clipping our nails with the same drug store cheapo clipper since the Spanish American War. And finally, U.S.-made Khlip has totally updated and redesigned the nail clipper. It’s made of surgical stainless with a new blade and lever configuration. Clipping is easier and your nails won’t go flying off through the air, so you could say it’s less gross, too.
In the days when a real shave meant a trip to the barbershop and offering your neck up to the straight-edge razor, Bay Rum is the stuff they slapped you across the face with afterwards. Sure, it helped stop the bleeding a bit but, more importantly it soothed and cooled a freshly shorn face. If you’re a man who appreciates that zesty snap in an aftershave, rejoice, this old stuff is still available in its original formula. Slap yourself with it.
You hate them, but to their credit, condoms reduce the spread of disease and you have to admit the extra “stamina” they provide us guys is actually a bonus for both involved parties. Safe sex is still sex and Sir Richards’ brand condoms are taking a unique approach to marketing their latex. For each condom sold, one is donated to contraception programs in developing & underprivileged countries. Do good while you feel good? Sure.
Start the New Year off with a kick! Put some kung fu in your coitus with these luxuriously sheer condoms from “OOO” Boutique. You’ll both enjoy the unique package guaranteed to stimulate conversation, while the FDA approval puts your mind at ease knowing your weaponry is protected.
Nobody ever wants to rush for the med kit. But it’s a lot worse to go hunting for it, while a geyser of blood is shooting out of your fingertip. Mount this OSHA-approved unit on the wall and the big red cross will remind you where to run when something gross happens. Trauma pads, bandages, gloves, antiseptic – check.
As life gets more & more idiot-proof, the smarter we all feel. How about getting a new toothbrush delivered in the mail, on schedule every three months? Yup, one less thing to think about. What’s even wiser is that your new toothbrush is BPA-free and made of recycled yogurt cups. You can also drop the old one in with all your #5 recycling. You’ll be doing good and impressing your dentist, all without having to think.
Getting dirty is half the fun. But sometimes you end up spattered with paint or grime, grease or marker and you need to clean up your act quick. That’s when you’ll want one of these handy wipes in your toolbox, desk or glove box. The natural citrus formula is a heavy-duty cleaner, but without the harsh chemicals.
By the time you’ve read this sentence, you will be older, your skin a few seconds farther into wrinkledom. And unlike women, most men only think about skin care and worry over crow’s feet when it’s too late. Better get to work, fellas! Gessato makes luxury skin care products just for men, meaning they are simple, effective formulations that take into consideration our complete lack of understanding about such things.
There is definitely an art to shaving with a straight razor. But, in the case of this razor from Black Sheep & Prodigal Sons, the tool itself is the work of art. With a handle made of prehistoric woolly mammoth bone, these made-to-order straight razors also feature a miniature photograph, which is seen through a Stanhope lens built into the sheath. Hopefully all these artistic features don’t distract you from the task of shaving yourself without cutting your own throat.