If you view even the simple, hygienic act of grooming as a potential threat to your manhood, we found the soap for you. It’s a rough cut brick made in a soap factory that produced soap for soldiers in the Korean War. Is that manly enough for you? If you’re still nervous you can order the optional rope handle.
Your love of the vintage-heritage-retro look doesn’t have to end at the haberdashers. This men’s shaving kit from Bay Rum will take your face back in time, too. Soap, lotion and shaving lather with the classic spice of Bay Rum give your skin a zesty blast from the past.
Here’s how simple guys are: call a product “Manly” and suddenly it looks better than any of its rivals. Maine-based natural soap maker Rocky Top knew exactly how to tap into that fear of fruitiness that pervades the male mind when shopping for grooming products.
There’s a pretty obvious irony here. A beauty product for the ultimate symbol of manliness, the beard? C’mon … Like, if you’re too lazy to shave are you really going to anoint your beard with oil to make it shiny and soft? Hold that thought. Before she orders you to shave it off, you might humor her by giving this all-natural beard sauce (made with essential oils) a try. You never know, she might let you keep it after all, big guy.
You probably have a “friend” who could use this trimmer on his back. Or to trim Nature’s Turtleneck (that fringe of curlies growing up out of his collar.) Be sure to tell your friend this trimmer has an LED control screen offering 175 trim length options.
We predict the beard craze will be toast by the holidays. Your girl told us so. Now would be a good time to drop a hint about this advanced shaving set from Power Razor. A built-in spotlight sheds light on your shadow and an indicator lets you know when its time for a new blade.
Even if it takes a couple extra shots of espresso in your morning Joe to bring your tired ass to life, this face wash will at least wake up your face. Peppermint, ginseng, and menthol act like a good ol’ fashioned backhand from your mom, which you deserve. Now wake up!
Bright green gel and a vibrating 5-blade razor? How far we have fallen, gentlemen. Grow back some of your manhood with a real man’s shave. Texas-based Dirty Deeds Soaps makes classic shave kits that include natural beer-soap lather, boar bristle brushes, and other shaving essentials all packaged in up-cycled wooden cigar boxes.
Dental floss bikini, yes. Actual dental floss, well… We can all agree that the act of flossing kinda just sucks in general, so the Philips Sonicare AirFloss is going to be a big one this Christmas. Rather than shredding your gums with waxed wire, this thing “dislodges interdental plaque and bacteria with rapid bursts of air and water.”
You’re not scared to spend a whole Saturday shining up your rims so why not put the same care into the upkeep of your grill? Philips’ latest electronic toothbrush will work wonders on your pearly whites in just a minute or two. Plus, it recharges wirelessly in the high-tech rinsing glass via induction or by USB plug-in for travel.