Everyone knows Gerber knives are gnarly. The same goes for TV Survivalist Bear Grylls. If you ever get dropped out of a helicopter in the Alaskan outback, this is the knife you’ll need. A nearly 5-inch stainless steel blade will help you build a shelter, kill your dinner and live to tell the tale.
Perfect for taking down a reindeer Viking-style. Designed & hand-forged by artisan, Johan Gustafsson of Scandinavia, these hand-crafted knives are one of a kind creations sculpted and adorned in Viking tradition. Using prehistoric materials such as 300 million year old coral handles, they bring out the primal urge in all of us.
Just stick your finger in the hole and everything will be okay. Really, flip it open and put your index finger through the hole. This unique design offers maximum blade control and a degree of safety when wielding the super-sharp 2-inch pocketknife. Just watch out for those other nine fingers. The blade is stainless steel with a lightweight aluminum frame. Clips to a ’biner or pocket so it’s easy to whip out.
You’ll use it. Chop firewood into kindling to start a fire, hammer a nail with the butt end, even scare that creepy kid who’s been lurking at the end of your street. This forged all-steel, one-piece hatchet will come in handy on camping trips and around the yard. Even if you’re just waving it menacingly, the polished finish & 3-and-a-half-inch cutting face will get the job done right.
Wrap these legs around anything and light up your life. First, Joby revolutionized POV filming with their wicked tripods featuring this design. Now, the light is on – it’s genius. The bendy legs give you hands-free hold on pretty much anything: a ladder, bike handlebars, the top of your head … once you get one, you’ll see. The aluminum light is an ultra bright LED lasting 6.5 hours with a rechargeable lithium battery.
When getting hammered is not an option, you can pound nails in hard to reach places with this cordless palm nailer, without the need of a compressor & air hose. It’s easy and it’s heavy duty, too – delivering 2.2 ft/lbs. of blow energy to sink even those big 16-penny nails. It even has a built-in LED light to illuminate the work surface.
Wow, you’ve got a long one! Measure anything with this ingenious tape measure watch. First, the watch is solid: alarm, stopwatch, calendar – everything you need in a sturdy Stanley package. But the secret weapon is the built-in 3-foot metal measuring tape. Whip it out anywhere and get an exact measurement.
If the sight of your lady wrestling a pumpkin with a giant butcher knife sends a shiver up your spine, this pumpkin carving Dremel will help you both out this Halloween. The cordless, two-speed tool cuts away layers of skin to reveal your design when lit from the inside. The kit even comes with ten spooky Jack O’ Lantern templates for making your awesomest pumpkin ever.
This will be your favorite flashlight, if not definitely the coolest one you’ve ever owned. It looks rad – like a piece broken off the dashboard of a UFO. The sleek all-aluminum design and ultra-bright LED beam will guide you out of the darkness. But once your kids spot it and run off with it as their own little miniature light saber, it will be like all your other flashlights: impossible to find when you really need it.
If the U.S. military trusts Gerber tools for the deadly work of bomb disarmament, you can certainly count on Gerber for your silly civilian chores. All the tools in the Combat Engineer’s Tool Kit are stealth black – including the D.E.T. multi-plier, M-11 flashlight & concertina wire cutter. This kit also includes three titanium mine probes, but for you, those will mostly be used for cooking weenies over the campfire. You hope.