Nvidia Project Shield

If the side effects of gaming on your phone or tablet are worse than the symptoms of not playing at all, prescribe yourself the new Project Shield portable gaming console. It’s got a super-powerful Nvidia Quad-core processor and a full-size controller for playing your favorite Android games or connecting wirelessly to your GeForce GTX-powered PC game catalog. And remember, if your erection lasts more than four hours, call a physician.